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Tavern Watch plays Triangle Agency, episode 2: The best birthday party you never had

Ep. 2

Welcome back to serene Ternion City, where things are heating up in the case of the missing-then-returned-but-boneless Zbarro renovators. After their investigations last time at the hospital yielded some frankly disturbing results, the agents of the Triangle Agency have decided that the best way to get to the bottom of what's going on at the Wuhan-Baxter Building shopping promenade is to investigate on-site. I'm sure nothing weird will happen.


Just in case something weird does happen, they've got their Director, Phil Ulrich, but this team can clearly take care of themselves:

  • Liz Harper as Louisa Gibson, a perfectly normal vampire working in a perfectly normal PR gig
  • Eric O'Dea as Tad Silverfield, always here to lend a friendly ear and find what you need
  • Chris Chesno as Roger Hensley, for whom the struggle is real but cleaning up messes is just business
  • Nick Marino as Case, Company R&D man who's always right on time
  • Joan Albright as "Dotty" Blackthorne, a time-and-space displaced intern in the right place at the right time


This is the second in a three-part actual play series of Triangle Agency; if you haven't listened to part one yet, you'll definitely want to do that first. New episodes come out every Monday! If you like what you hear

and want to pick up a copy for yourself, you can pick up Triangle Agency from Haunted Table Games or Modiphius.


Music from this episode is "Inspired" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under the Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License.

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    01:13:22||Ep. 1
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    01:11:30||Ep. 30
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    01:06:11||Ep. 2
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