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Tavern Watch Plays See You Space Cowboy, episode 3: The crashout of the crypto empire

Ep. 3

In Tavern Watch's finale of our three-part run of See You Space Cowboy, our tenacious bounty hunters have tracked the NFTHound and his remaining cronies to an unmarked warehouse, full of cheaply-paid goons and a bunch of impressionable youth that the villain is trying to sway to the side of his sleazy world of electronic currency and extremely expensive digital pictures of ugly apes. Will our heroes win the day, or will we discover that in the end, there must alwaysbe a Crypto King?


You can probably guess how this'll go. Joe Perez as GM keeps the action rolling and never lets up for our team of bounty hunters:

  • Trish Olson as Kit Brooksfield, who's all brains, a little cool, and maybe some kind of hacker (but for all the right reasons!)
  • Chris Chesno as Colt Sterling, a hard-smoking professional chaos gremlin who maybe looks like Temu Vicious
  • Joan Albright as Veronia Graves, a former housewife whose bad run-in with the law now has her on a mission
  • Liz Harper as Jen, who is definitely not the crew's kleptomaniac
  • Phil Ulrich as Luke Navarro, a brick wall of a man who's ostensibly the ship's captain but mostly the team dad


This is the third in a three-part actual play series of See You Space Cowboythe first part is here, and the second one is here! You can also pick up a copy of See You Space Cowboy yourself on Tidal Wave Games' itch.io page; it's only five American dollars to bring all this fun to your own table!


The intro and outro songs for this episode are both by Phat Phrog Studios; the intro is "Mech Imperium," while the outro is "The Pain Unwritten."

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