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Episode 5 - Abyss Is Where You Tell Your Jokes

Season 1, Ep. 5

In this week's Emmy-nominated episode Nathan and Patrick reveal they don't know how to pronounce anything, whilst Micky makes a startling discovery about the secret nature of comedy and the ocean. A true scorcher!

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