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Blaseball Power Rankings, Part 1

Season 1, Ep. 24

Do you miss power rankings during the Grand Siesta? In this series, several guests will rank blaseball teams based on anything but how good they are at blaseball.


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Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

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Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

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The Path of the Goblin King by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4503-the-path-of-the-goblin-king

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Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod

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Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever

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Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

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