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The 2026 Draft is upon us!The guys update on all the news, from random crimes to TV deals, to general greed, to replacement refs. A lot is going on. Then the guys break down the draft prospects since everyone has an opinion these days. Are they 100% correct? Yes. Enjoy!Music: Nils Landgren Funk Unit - Get Serious, Get A JobSupport this podcast at www.patreon.com/svenfl

April is here!March is in the books and the combine is already forgotten. It's so forgotten (and pointless) that the guys won't discuss it much at all. Plus, it's the offseason! Crimes need to be discussed. There are kidnapping/robberies going on and domestic violence and bite marks for God's sake.Not to mention trades. Maxx Crosby is in trade purgatory after a combination of a questionable physical and seeming Ravens buyer's remorse. Jon and Schif's teams are swapping players and whatnot in an ongoing race to mediocrity.Schif then whips out the over/under predictions from before the season to see who was the better Nostradamus of your two favorite football podcast hosts. Enjoy!Music: Nils Landgren Funk Unit - Get Serious, Get A JobSupport this podcast at www.patreon.com/svenfl

The 2026 Offseason has begun!The guys discuss the important offseason dates in this episode, but a lot of things have gone down since Super Bowl LX, so they're here with the deets. Apparently, NFL players are still committing crimes against women and the NFL doesn't seem to care about it. The guys aren't shocked at all. What would shock them is if the Bears were no longer in Chicago. Is it even legal to have a major sports league without a team in Chicago? The Seahawks are up for sale and Jon has a fresh idea on what the current owner should do in lieu of selling the team to some rich asshole. Speaking of assholes, if you mix up Snoop Dogg and Miles Garrett, does that make you an asshole? You'd at least be a contender for some brand of racist. And if you're a contender, then that means Derek Carr is willing to play for you this upcoming season. Who's looking for that? Yeah, this is a true SveNFL take on the league we all love. Enjoy!Music: Nils Landgren Funk Unit - Get Serious, Get A JobSupport this podcast at www.patreon.com/svenfl

The 2025 Season is in the books!We now have our Super Bowl LX Champions. Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks and their fans on their beat down of the overmatched Patriots. The Seahawks defense put in a performance for the ages in order to hoist the Lombardi Trophy by the end of the night. Sam Darnold finally got some redemption and proved that maybe all he needed was a good situation around him.Mike Macdonald becomes one of the youngest coaches to ever win it all. K-9 got the MVP, but who else could have gotten it? Was this the Patriots' best chance at winning it all? Are other teams kicking themselves that the Patriots were the team representing the AFC? Was Drake Maye overmatched? Is the Patriots' roster more flawed than anyone suspected? The guys dig all the way in.The Halftime Show was fantastic, with Bad Bunny putting on a memorable performance. The guys discuss that performance as well as the alternate performance put on by some right-wing profiles and artists.Jon won the final Flip 'Em & Pick 'Em with his final selection of Seattle to win it all. Schif won the all-important petty asterisks. It's been another fin season. Enjoy!Music: Nils Landgren Funk Unit - Get Serious, Get A JobSupport this podcast at www.patreon.com/svenfl

The Super Bowl is upon us!Yes, the Splendidly Sexy Salaciously Slippery Super Bowl Extravaganza is here and the champions will soon be crowned. The guys are excited for the unexpected final game of the 2025 season. But first Schif has some news for us!Bill Belichick got snubbed in his first year of HOF eligibility. How? Has there been a more qualified coach? Schif explains it all. The final coaching positions have been filled in a season that saw 10 new positions come open. Jon has thoughts on the topic. Then the guys discuss the NFL Honors and what new honors should be created if the NFL was a little more fun.Then the guys discuss the journey of these two remarkable teams that will be suiting up for all the marbles. It's a wonderful story that's more than just a rematch of a classic game. These two teams are at the top while on the way up. Their fan bases should be excited about the near future. But we can't look too far ahead. We have a Flip 'Em & Pick 'Em score to settle, with just three points separating our hosts. The winner of this week's prediction will take home the trophy. This coin toss is VERY important. Enjoy!Music: Nils Landgren Funk Unit - Get Serious, Get A JobSupport this podcast at www.patreon.com/svenfl

The Super Bowl teams have been decided!Yes, the Conference Championship games are over and the New England Patriots will face the Seattle Seahawks in two weeks for all of the marbles! Congrats to fans of both teams. Obviously, Jon is bummed that his rival team is going to the big game (again), but you gotta love what Mike Vrabel has done with this team. The guys discuss the AFC Championship game that was, in all of its defensive glory. 10-7 is a low-scoring affair, no doubt. How did the Patriots pull it off? Did Sean Payton blow the game by not taking an easy field goal? Was his ego to blame? The NFC Championship game was way more exciting, with two familiar teams going at it. It came down to the wire, and the Sam Darnold-led Seahawks pulled it off. It's another example of a team making a quick turnaround. The Seattle fans must be proud of their organization. Schif is extra bummed that his team passed on both of the coaches that will be playing in the Super Bowl. Such is life.Listen in for the MVPs, Trash, Shit Got Learned and Speck Recipients. Enjoy!Music: Nils Landgren Funk Unit - Get Serious, Get A JobSupport this podcast at www.patreon.com/svenfl