Stupidlasers Presents

at the top of this episode I inadvertently hurt Kevin's feelings, and then I do it again at the end (also inadvertently)in between these moments are convos about Kevin's recent porn searches, his ghostbuster's "fame", mentions of his ex wife, and his hot take on colonization

Valete joins us with his top 5-ish movies that were overlooked by The Academy Awards from last year.We also discussed the "white-est movie ever made" Fun was had, laughs were .. well laughed.Join us for a fun chat won't ya?

Happy Mommy Day Celebration to you and yours. We start with the search for unique Mother's Day gifts, then venture into galactic debates, emotional roots, and the world of entertainment. If you're looking for a conversation that touches on a wide range of topics, this episode is a must-listen.

In our latest podcast episode, we tackle a wide range of topics, from addressing the perception of our podcast as misogynistic to exploring our personal experiences with dating and family dynamics. We also dive into our love for following bands like Phish and discuss food preferences, such as dipping versus drizzling French fries and debating the merits of various cheese combinations.

In this episode, we dive into some truly unique and personal experiences, exploring intimate moments and unconventional relationship advice. From comparing Carl's Junior and Hardie's to discussing the art of titty fucking, we share our preferences and opinions on various sexual activities. We also delve into breaking up with someone on special occasions and the ethics behind it. As we dive deeper into the topic of relationships, we explore generational differences and their impact on our decisions in life. We discuss the best locations and occasions for breakups, including group vacations and parents' anniversary dinners. We also touch on the challenges of expressing emotions and the concept of being a "psychopath in training." we examine the complexities of emotions, relationships, and the fine line between being caring and manipulative. We also touch on the topics of self-deprecation, geographical identity, and the unique characteristics of jockeys in relation to their build.

In the episode we dive into a variety of topics, from discussing different "races" of milk to the loudness of fleshlights. We also explore the world of JC names, including ames Cameron and Jesus Christ, as well as movies like Halloween and Escape from New York. Then we talk about strap-ons, renaming them "jockstraps," and the potential for Dick's Sporting Goods to sell them. Kevin tells of his adventure of getting a Christmas tree and the perceived gender roles in carrying it home, leading to a discussion on feminism and the importance of allowing individuals to be themselves. We discuss werewolves and whether they are affected by the moon during daytime hours, sparking an entertaining debate on the reality and lore of these mythical creatures. We also delve into the choice between becoming a werewolf or a vampire, considering the implications of immortality and the ideal age to make such a decision. We consider various vampire lore theories and ponder the implications of vampires and werewolves on other planets with multiple moons. Shifting gears, we touch on our fascination with TikTok and titties, and debate the merits of B cups. Venturing into even more unexpected territory, we explore the "rules" for period sex, and the importance of manners and consideration in intimate situations'

In this episode, we delved into various topics surrounding human perception, such as the impact of conception on our personalities, and the peculiarities of language and perspective. We discuss accidental vs planned pregnancies and the possible influence they may have on an individual's personality. We explore the appeal of "swollen titties" and fetishes for pregnant women. We also discussed the challenges of maintaining arousal as one gets older and the different experiences of arousal during one's teens, twenties, and beyond. We get into phrases like "slightly more" and the implications they can have in various contexts. The conversation shifted to acknowledging and dealing with anger, as well as the importance of finding healthy ways to release it. They also touched on the significance of sentimental gifts and their ability to carry lasting memories. We also discuss rare songs, bar experiences, and the concept of truth versus lies

In this episode we discuss a wide range of topics such as our personal experiences with intimacy, preferences for conflicts versus wars, the concept of terrorism, and the challenges of effectively expressing oneself. Additionally, we touch on the complexities of math careers, the world of dating, and the entertaining world of vintage pornography. We dive into the importance of food preferences and the judgment surrounding them, questioning why certain choices are socially acceptable while others are not. We also touch upon the topic of personal boundaries and the difference between enjoying certain experiences without crossing into more extreme territories. Finally, we express our appreciation for the metal community and their ability to embrace their unique aesthetic while fostering a welcoming environment for all.