Stupid Wizards Actual People

Content Warning - violence, explosions, workplace terrorism, hostage situations, threats of execution, loud noises, profanity, injury and bodily harm, peril in enclosed spacesStupid Wizards proudly presents our 2025 Christmas special set in the Dimension 20 system, Never Stop Blowing Up. Follow along as the Bay siblings are transported into the older twin boy's favorite Christmas movie and take on the personas of their favorite action hero stars. Stupid Wizards Actual People is Drew Burton as Miguel Bay,Derek Dix as Mikail Bay, Josh Matney as the Gamemaster, and Elizabeth Rein as Michelle “Scout” Bay

Content Warning – language, sexual content, vampirism, drinking blood, human prey stalking, murderThis week, Katie, Sam, and Duman follow the legal law like a bunch of squares to investigate, Trevor and Vanessa try to figure out Phil's whole deal, and a pizza delivery goes sideways.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly.

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Attempted suicide, Self-harm, Blood, Body horror, ViolenceThis week, the gang deals with the consequences of their deals. Katie hides from a vampire, Duman wrestles with being a mortal being, and Trevor is really, really, hungry.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly.

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Vampirism, Mental Disorders, SchizophreniaWe ran into some scheduling issues this week, so we’re releasing Part 1 of our Halloween Special, set in the World of Darkness. Using Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, a group of Kindred is sent to track down a missing Nosferatu. Can this band of misfits work together to solve the case?We’ll return to Lawrence, Kansas, on November 24th with more of Season 2. The full Halloween Special will be available on Patreon, it’s probably our longest recording yet, with the finale running about 3–4 hours.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Slug,Derek Dix playing as the Storyteller,Josh Matney playing as Chase O'Connell,and Elizabeth Rein as Vanessa Livingston.New episodes are bi-weekly.

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Blood Magic, Coercion, Deals with the Devil, Moral Jeopardy, Potential Harm to Loved OnesThis week, Katie, Trevor, and Duman play a game of Deal or No Deal, only the devil’s holding the briefcases.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly.

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Blood MagicThis week, Katie, Sam, and Duman have some wax-on, wax-off time together, Trevor tries to distract his thoughts, and the gang meets the actual devil. Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly.

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Disease, Dealing with LossThis week, the gang breaks into the DOG House, Jackie Carter asks for a favor, and Elizabeth reveals she's been a werewolf the whole time.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly.

Content Warning - Violence and assault, blood and injury, kidnapping/abduction, themes of consent and bodily autonomyThis week, Katie's friend's real boyfriend is a murderer, Duman shakes off his wounds, and Trevor sinks his teeth into his troubled past.Stupid Wizards Actual People is:Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.New episodes are bi-weekly.