Gorillaz presents: The Stuart Potcast

'This tea is well nice. My legs have gone melty like they’re made of cheese...'

'Bit worried about Russ, he’s been awake now for 12 days straight just staring at that fuzzy telly.'

'Just been over to the Forever Club next door for a peppermint tea...'

'Murdoc says I am a non-believer and now I won’t go to the promised land...'

'Moon Flower reckons Murdoc is a false profit or something...'

'Allo guys, I'm at the swimming pool about to do one of them miracles to move up the cult...'

'Good morning America. Although it might not be morning where you are, so good afternoon, evening and night. And day. And Merry Christmas...'

'The lady next door just gave me a well nice gift, it’s a picture of a creepy eyeball, she said to put it over my bed so it can watch me sleep.'

'Wotcha. I'm out digging another hole. Murdoc says the New Me is at the bottom...'