Stephen and Smash's Half Hour of Power

Ashley and I have no idea what we’re doing. What we do know is that we’re trying to figure out how to make this show easier to manage. And by WE, I mean ME. I have to figure out where to move this thing and how to do it gracefully.Who are we kidding? We’re Horseshoes & Hand Grenades and no amount of branding was ever going to change that. So here’s a new episode for you. Have fun!Factoid of the WeekPainting used to be an olympic sport. For the first 4 decades of the competition, medals were awarded for painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music.Vladimir Putin says to have sex on your lunch break… for the country!Polishing the Paint RollerMan uses a cup of poo to win a carWords of WisdomPainting is the passage from the chaos of the emotions to the order of the possible. – BalthusEMAIL 2dorksmedia@gmail.comDISCORD https://2dorks.net/discordSUPPORT https://2dorks.net/support

We're back with another episode of the Half Hour of Power, which as yet to actually keep its promise of only being 30 minutes long, but it's fine! It's all good stuff and you'll be glad we chatted as long as we did. Smash's chair still sucks, but we're getting better. It takes a while to get into the swing of things. Let's go!Factoid of the WeekOf the more than 5 Billion Pizzas sold worldwide, approximately 3 Billion are sold in the US each year–that’s 46 slices a year per person.Fresh pizza vending machine prompts curiosity and horror in RomeDoctors Discover a Man’s Penis is Literally Turning into a BoneWords of Wisdom"Pizza makes me think that anything is possible." - Henry Rollins