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Outtakes - Patrons Only, [SG1, S1 (part1)]

Do you like ring noises? We got ring noises!  Also, we've got Apophis on his A game with SG1, Hammond, and a surprise friend ready to kick some ass.  And Daniel? Well, he's ready to save his own ass.

Major Assface [SG1 S2E1]

Sneak sneak sneak…surprise trip through the gate! Sneak sneak sneak…surprise Skara! Sneak sneak sneak…surprise we’re on a ship!  Sneak sneak sneak…surprise C4!

The Podcast Where Everyone Compliments Mary [SG1 S1E22]

Politicians muck things up at the SGC.  What a surprise.  Kathy and Mary debate what their next podcast should be if the "line item known as Area 52" (a.k.a. the Stargate Program) is shut down, and, Pepper makes a guest appearance.

Everything is the Worst [SG1 S1E21]

In a world...where billions have been slaughtered, countless more will be enslaved, and society as we know it is coming to an end...WON'T SOMEONE TAKE A SECOND TO THINK ABOUT HOW HARD THIS IS FOR DANIEL???

Stargate Aardvark [SG1 S1E20]

If it looks like SG1, sounds like SG1, and acts like SG1, then it must be SG1.  Right? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Terrible Secret of Space [SG1 S1E19]

Some lengthy conversations about optimal drinking water temperature, why you shouldn’t put your body parts into a fire during a survival situation, how phones worked back in the nineties, and how fast you could travel halfway around the world.  Also, ...

Some lengthy conversations about optimal drinking water temperature, why you shouldn’t put your body parts into a fire during a survival situation, how phones worked back in the nineties, and how fast you could travel halfway around the world.  Also, Sam and Jack find themselves in some hot water…uh…cold water…er…ice.  The SGC (but really just Teal’c and Daniel) races to save them before it’s too late.

100% Fact-Based [SG1 S1E18]

Omoc's rude. Narim is smitten. Sam gives away a cat. Daniel helps the Tollan escape the US government. Hammond has some competition for his bestie. Jack and Teal'c are kinda just there.  It's a busy time at the SGC.

The Cursed Episode [SG1 S1E17]

Here's the Reader's Digest version of the episode:  On another planet, Teal'c must stand trial for his past crimes.  To the shock of SG-1, not all planets abide by the U.S. legal system.

Teal'c 2.0 [SG1 S1E16]

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