Star Trek Minute by Minute

Two old friends start a podcast, discuss the Paramount logo, dissect their previous attempt at a podcast, and try to figure out who Brent Spiner is.

Two compadres take a deep dive into casting director Junie Lowry-Johnson, hold an impromptu quiz, create an impromptu central bank, and plan their Oasis-like public feud.

Two boon companies try to figure out what's going on with Patrick Stewart and flaunt their powers over the NorthWest Territories of Canada, while Jesper wins arguments and Albert makes a cataclysmic discovery.[NOTE]Here at Star Trek Minute by Minute, we care about your customer experience and we care about our audio quality. Unfortunately, not all of our co-hosts agree. Jesper accidentally recorded this episode with his laptop microphone instead of his microphone microphone. Extensive recovery and remastering efforts have made his audio only slightly better. Please direct your complaints at our newly created Twitter account: @startrekminutes.

Dos muchachos debate on if a donut is an eye, present an official apology, imagine Patrick Stewart as a baby and wonder how much longer this dream stuff is going to last for, and suggest gimmicks to save the show.

Two former allies pat themselves on their backs, learn Patrick Stewart's name, watch furniture, and sneak the word "receptacle" into casual conversation.

While drifting through the Delta-Niner-Tango section, two space trucker buddies talk about impractical meeting tables, theorize on whether the film will pass the Bechdel test, (assume they) discover the identity of Brent Spiner, explain the powers of the Sun King of Denmark, and make a shocking discovery on the underlying caste system plagueing the U.S.S. Enterprise.Space Twitter: @startrekminutesCurrently unclear on whether Jesper actually made the space-mail he advertises at the end of the episode, but I guess you could give it a try: startrekminutes@gmail.com

Two brothers of the revolution kill a gimmick, do some research on space dust, break down the four different types of comets, explain why Johnathan Frakes is secretly a cyborg traitor spy, plan out their new podcast credit card, reveal which future episodes are real duds, and talk about what the ancient Roman poem "The Aeneid" means for the plot of Star Trek: First Contact.Explanatory Notes:Guy Montgomery is co-host of the podcast Worst Idea of All Time, Till Death Do Us Blart, and obsessively rules-oriented comedy in general.Albert got his Star Trek clue from the RPG podcast One Shot, episode 71: Inspecters Part 2.The Pillars of Creation is an especially photogenic nebula.A credit card is a type of payment card but with free money.

Two chums take another shot at Frakes, guess at what the shirt colours mean while Jesper struggles to see which shirt colours there are, reminisce on their Shropshire summer memories, break down the engineering faults of the Trojan horse, and choose one guy, not appearing in this minute, to be their mascot, their favourite and the undisputed best of us: His name is Virgil.

Two shield-brothers play a classic game of My Dream Enterprise, dismay at the absolute state of Earth's defense, take another crack at some Opera theories, declare the ending of season 1 of the podcast, pitch the name "Battleship 2780 of 96.000", and politely remind you, the listener, to talk to your bank about the STMBM credit card.