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16. Sparrow-Talk presents: Space Precinct

Orbital! Officers Hughes, Claridge and Chief Inspector Keith reporting for duty. Sorry for Graeme's bad audio quality, his microphone was sub-orbital. Unusually for a Gerry Anderson production, this is a live action series rather than puppet-based. It was about police in space. Space police. In this space episode, we learn a lot about Tom's 'brown captain’. What sort of storage made it so brown? There's a space postcard from Lyndhurst, and a top quality space quiz. Keep in touch with us,, or

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