Space Trash: Lifestyles of the Rich and Uranus

Welcome to the cosmic case-study that is the Vanderpump Rules Season 10 Reunion Part 1. Join Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour to discuss the first VPR season 10 reunion episode through an astrological lens and get to know the major players planetary placements.

Come for VPR, stay for a Taylor Swift Adam Friedland Show astrology bombshell! Sara has discovered a marvelous synchronicity in the natal charts of Taylor Swift, Matty Healy, and edge-lord hosts of the Adam Friedland Show, Adam Friedland & Nick Mullen. But first the VPR reunion...

2:00 What do we want from Tom Sandoval? What’s the there there of this three-part reunion special? Saying sorry when you're not sorry.

4:42 Tom Sandoval Astrology: Cancer Sun / Gemini Moon. Ariana Madix Astrology: Cancer Sun / Virgo moon 

5:00 Ariana references having a Virgo moon early in her interview on the Call Her Daddy podcast. Perfectionist Virgo moon, she is pure of heart, doing the work, and here to serve. Tom switches from being mommies in his relationship with Ariana to wise old daddy, with Raquel.

8:51 Confimed: Ariana Madix is an Aquarius Rising.

10:00 Aquarius Rising 40 year forecast. 

11:36 Ariana faces her Karma. Accuses Tom of coaching Raquel because it was once her. Ariana has been zoned out but now realizes Tom's behavior mirrors the behavior of her father growing up. Do we all just marry our parents?

16:27 Sandoval admits it's felt like he’s simply become Ariana’s gay bestie!

19:55 Sandoval's first episode of VPR Season 1 heavily featured his meticulous grooming habits (and original tv girlfriend he did this to, Kristen Doute).

20:50 Raquel Leviss Astrology: Virgo sun, Sag moon. Lisa Vanderpump Astrology: Virgo Sun, Cancer Moon. Why is the VPR cast so Virgo / Cancer dominant?

27:15 The new VPR restaurants don’t have food.

28:27 Is Tom Sandoval “a dangerous person?” La La says yes, VPR is too invested to agree.

34:53 Ariana calls out Andy Cohen & LVP for victim blaming.

36:44 Why might cast mates frequently turn on Lisa Vanderpump, astrologically?

45:00 Break-up with people!

47:27 Be a girls girl!

49:36 Saying you have “communication issues” is BS

56:14 James Kennedy Astrology : Aquarius Sun / Libra Moon. All air. Star of the final and reunion part 1, so far.

59:55 Tom Schwartz Astrology : Libra Sun / Gemini Moon - Tom and Tom are evil Gemini Moon Twins! Happy Gemini Season! Mirrors!

1:01:52 Sag Moon Raquel, watches part 1 from her trailer 10ft away due to her restraining order against Scheana. 

Now on to the Taylor Swift Trash Tea...

1:05:28 Adam Friedland & Nick Mullen, the co-hosts of the Adam Friedland Show have the same birthdays as Matty Healy & Taylor Swift.

1:07:19 Problematic white women gets ratio'd on twitter for a rediculous anti-Healy pre-Taylor show disclaimer & the problem with "problematic"

1:12:45 Adam Friedland Astrology : Virgo Rising, Virgo Moon, Aries Sun. Matty Healy : Aries Sun, Taurus Moon & Adam provide grounding energy for their wild Sagittarian partners. Nick Mullen Astrology : Leo Rising, Sag Sun, Aquarius Moon vs. Taylor Swift: Sag Sun, Cancer Moon.

1:21:00 S/O to Molly’s genuinely courteous online hater!

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