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Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn’s Breakup Astrology
Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour discuss era's of Taylor Swift's past & the astrology of her present Joe Alwyn breakup era.
00:23 Finding your natal chart at Astro.com vs AstroCafe. Aries Sun / Gemini moons may not be as mean as you’d think! Join the Patreon & book your personal astrology reading now! JOIN THE PATREON & BOOK A READING
8:03 Intro to Taylor Swift astrology pod. Sara’s mom broke her arm.
12:00 Sarah Ferguson’s Corgi Coronation news
15:50 What is click bait?
17:07 Types of dash’s & action + shift + -
19:20 In the trailer for the new season of The Kardashians, “self-made hot-person” Kylie Jenner admits that since becoming a mother she regrets getting work done. Reveals in the comments section that she hasn’t gotten lip filler since 2018.
23:48 Molly uses beauty treatments to prepare her for the pain of childbirth - GENIUS!
24:20 The ;ip-flip as a filler alternative.
25:31 Celebrities lie about plastic surgery procedures. Kylie Jenner. Bella Hadid.
27:00 The genius of Kylie lip kits.
28:45 Heidi Montag looks normal now.
29:40 Sara makes another comedy comeback. S/O @theamandagail ! Open mic moment: Faux-Tox? Frownies & DIY scotch tape botox hack.
32:08 Mommies moaning and groaning
32:55 Mercury retrograde re-evaluation of Taylor Swift - she’s great!
36:00 Sara’s “Nashville Christian Country Label” Era
42:10 Taylor Swift origin story
44:07 Taylor Swift’s dorky dancing is genius marketing
47:13 Taylor Swift’s “Victim-of-Kanye” Era
49:00 Taylor Swift’s “Gaylor” Era
52:55 Taylor Swift’s “Private Relationship” Era
55:26 Taylor Swift’s “Not-a-Bitch” Era
1:01:40 Kanye West’s “Famous” Era
1:03:55 Taylor Swift’s set-list breakup Easter Eggs & aftermath
1:06:40 Joe Alwyn: private guy or just a relative unknown?
10:0:16 Stop dating creatives, creatives
1:11:35 MET Gala 2016
1:13:13 Taylor Swift’s “Calvin Harris” Era
1:14:40 Types of PR relationships in Hollywood
1:18:02 Why was unknown actor Joe Alwyn at the 2016 MET Gala?
1:20:30 Taurus Season timing & The 7 year itch.
1:22:55 Sara & Molly are jealous of Taylor Swift.
1:23:40 Taylor Swift Astrology: Sagittarius Sun / Cancer Moon.
1:45:50 Midnights Album is a breakup album in retrospect #MercuryRetrograde
1:47:56 “Anti-Hero” lyrical analysis
1:52:00 Joe Alwyn Astrology: Pisces Sun / Taurus Moon
1:59:10 Taylor and Joe Relationship Astrology
2:03:00 Taylor turns 30 (aka her Saturn Return) & her “Lover” era
2:07:30 Taylor Swift look alike
2:08:00 Subscribe to The Junior Mrs. Musical Sketch comedy podcast!
2:08:50 RIP Jerry Springer
2:09:20 Taylor’s homage to “Chicago: The Musical” & Scorpionic Reputation album
2:12:10 “Paper Dolls” by John Mayer is about Taylor. Not a nice guy.
1:13:25 Taylor & Calvin Harris - both Cancer Moons
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