Space Trash: Lifestyles of the Rich and Uranus

Greetings Trashlings & Welcome back, Molly!

00:00 After a wonderful Miami wedding weekend (and hilariously horrible stylist), Molly is back in London lookin' like Shepard’s pie!

3:30 We missed the Grammys and the Oscars but other than "the big slap" why was the next biggest headline “Haley Bieber is not pregnant” LOL she’s not pregnant, we'll know when she’s pregnant, and more importantly whoooo cares!? SEO cares, is who! Search us! Oh, and BREAKING NEWS Jennifer Anniston is also not pregnant!

5:09 Molly’s dog is horny as hell! Does anyone know how to get the dog to stop licking his own dick and humping his lamb-doll to completion? How do dogs know the bathroom is the bathroom? You’d think potty training would be easier for us, but the truth is human babies are straight-up dumb!

9:44 Tik -Talk! Molly is fascinated by Chinese a Tik-Toker & finds herself haunted by an array of Chinese beauty standard videos -- specifically the emphasis the Chinese put on a woman’s “cranial crest." Also women with high cheekbones are assumed to be murderous and God favors those with low hairy-hairlines (see Camila Cabello). What’s worse for culture? 2010’s Women’s magazines or Chinese beauty tik-tokers? Either way keep it coming, we love to feel bad!! 

24:43 The collective unconscious is hack! From jokes to wedding dresses to pop songs — no one’s original! Who invented the term “finsta”? Everyone? 

27:18 Ed Sheeran reminds us today, on the heels of winning his court case defending his “Shape of You" copyright, that there are only 12-music-notes and just a handful of pop-chords so let’s chill out on the plagiarism accusations.

30:39 Remember Bras? If so, how do you put your bra on? While Sara either goes bra-less or opts for the easy-way-on, Oprah, Molly, and Sara's mom agree -- there’s only one "right" way to put on a bra. Sara commit to challenge herself this week and put the bra on like a big girl.

39:00 Real Housewives chunk! Molly interviewed RHONY star Leah McSweeney for a cover article in Ladygunn magazine (Click to read : LEAH MCSWEENEY SPILLS THE TEA ON RHONY GOSSIP + HER NEW BOOK CHAOS THEORY by Molly Mulshine!). Sara mixes up Bethany Frankel and mortal enemy, Kelly Bensimon and the homework is to watch RHONY S3 episode entitled “scary island" to understand. While it’s always been the franchise anchor, this past RHONY season was so poorly received it didn’t even get a reunion special! Bring back bad behavior republican lifestyle television for us to oogle at and judge. 

50:30 Ok, but for real what's the scoop on the RHONY spin-off / throw back? What makes a good real housewife? What new additions do we want to see? Anna Delvey? Julia Fox? Camille Paglia? Candace Owens!? How much do we have to pay Carole Radziwill to return? Love you, CR!

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