Space Trash: Lifestyles of the Rich and Uranus

Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour consult the cosmos on this weeks most important open-tabs including : Jay-Z’s alleged victim’s imperfect accusations. Luigi Mangione is pre Saturn return! Gigi Hadid’s low voice, rodent problem, and general fertility facts about rats. Covid: Was it too mild? Looming threat of nation-wide Tick-Tock ban.Bethenny Frankel explains the heavy presence of drone’s over NJ, while National Security Council Spokesperson, John Kirby, does not. Conspiracy theories, clarifications, cosmic contexts & more! Join the Patreon! Patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcastFollow Molly Mulshine @mollymulshine & Sara Armour @saraarmourSubscribe and leave a 5-star review!

Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour discuss this week’s explosive swell of headlines and how it relates to this astrology of this Sagittarius season.Prince Harry’s new documentary seeks to dispel negative stereotypes about polo only being played by rich people! Thank god someone is doing this important work! Polo for the people (who can find a horse)! Harry also comments on the state of his marriage to Meghan Markle.Polo’s Prince Harry (Virgo Sun, Taurus Moon) and Pew Pew’s Luigi Mangione (Taurus Sun, Virgo Moon) are reverse Sun / Moon chart twins and it shows!Prince William goes IG official with a main-feed grid-post of him posing with Donald Trump at the reopening of the Notre Dame in Paris.Donald Trump Jr steps-out with new girlfriend Bettina Anderson and her notable social media presence. Ex-girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle is named the US Ambassador to Greece in exchange for her quiet loyalty.Pluto in Aquarius starts out with a bang as United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson is shot in midtown in broad daylight by a masked, bushy-eyebrowed, vigilante. 6-days later police arrest suspected shooter, Ivy League educated bonafide stud Luigi Mangione after being discovered at a McDonalds in Pennsylvania and the internet is in love. Conspiracy theories and comparison to “hot felon” Jeremy Meeks. Will the government respond with healthcare reform? Will Mangione professionally model?Mangione’s manifesto (allegedly).Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter (Sag Sun, Sag Mercury & Sag Midheaven) sued by a woman who claims he and Diddy sexually assaulted her when she was 13. Despite the allegations Blue & the Carter’s attend premiere of Mufassa as a united front. Innocent until proven guilty but does this allegation track with Jay-Z’s past patterns of behavior? Will this go to trial? Will Beyoncé stay or will this finally set her free? Join the Patreon!Patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcastSubscribe and leave a 5-star review!

Happy Thanksgiving to Trashlings who celebrate! It is with gravity defying gratitude that Millennial comedians (and former film students) Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour discuss & review Wicked: Part 1.For more green tea about Cynthia Erivo's love life, Oscar rumors, Wicked commentary & lore Join the Patreon! : patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcast Subscribe & leave a 5-star review!

Welcome to New Earth, Trashlings! Pluto has officially left Capricorn for the rest of our lives and we’re living in a post-facts, post-timeline world. This week:Dax Shepard interviews Cynthia Erivo about how she wipes her ass.The Wicked press tornado’s still spinning: placeholder website on Wicked toy boxes leads to porn site. Gemini Sun Ethan Slater seems to be winning over the public including Cody Rigsby of Peloton fame. Ariana Grande is lost in Glinda.Kim K’s new Tesla robot may in fact be the co-parent of her dreams and ideal partner in leveling up in her career.The soothing fantasy of Republican coded television.Movie Rec: New Jersey native Christina Milian’s “See you next Christmas” on Netflix bravely centers a Pentatonix concert and hit's the spot!! Chicken Shop girl is becoming inevitableMike Tyson vs. Jake Paul’s Taurus Full Moon fight astrology. Jake Paul represents the passion gif the torch from Pluto in Capricorn into Pluto in Aquarius. Join the Patreon to hear the horror story of the “Do They Know it’s Christmas?” 30th anniversary music video. Patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcast Follow @mollymulshine @saraarmour Subscribe & leave a 5-star review! 

Post-election comedown -- What do we do? Where do we donate? Join the Patreon so your comedian hosts Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour can donate, too!Why do the Democrats still always seem to lose despite having more money? How did the Harris Campaign blow through a Billlion dollars, lose the election, and still end up in massive debt? Turns out paid celebrity endorsements and the Las Vegas sphere are bad political investments. Could an 'authentic' celeb overhaul the Democratic Party? Chappell Roan for President?PLUSNew Jersey native Martha Stewart's Astrology, the new 'Martha' documentary on Netflix, and her uncomfortable appearance on the Drew Barrymore show.Join the PatreonPatreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcastSubscribe & leave a 5-star review!

Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour come to terms with the red wave landslide win of Donald Trump in the 2024 election. We did find Ivanka though! Should we just become evil? Sound off on the Patreon! Patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcast Subscribe and leave a 5-star review!Follow us on Insta @mollymulshine and @saraarmour

Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour discuss this week's biggest news in HIStory! Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater have gone insta-official to promote his glowing GQ profile. Comedian Tony Hinchcliffe’s set is too racist for Trump rally. Trump does 3 hours on Rogan. The Rizzler & The Costco guys do Fallon — BOOM! Join the Patreon!Patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcastFollow @MollyMulshine & @SaraArmour Sign up now to join Friday's (1/1) Scorpio new moon zoom ritual: Subscribe & leave a 5-star review!

Cynthia Erivo beefed with photoshop-happy fans. Ariana Grande's beefing with Elvira. And the Kardashian-Jenners got to see "Wicked" early. Is this the first movie publicity tour with a motto of "all press is good press"? Cuz the controversy is controvers-ing! Comics Molly Mulshine and Sara Armour discuss all this and more.Join the Patreon!Patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcastFollow us on Instagram@Molly Mulshine and check out @powerballad96 @Sara Armour and come to the next zoom ritual @TheMoonual Subscribe & leave a 5-star review!

Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour report on this week’s biggest small stories!  Hurricane season brings bizarre snacks to Florida Walmarts and a disinformation campaign from Trump against FEMA (co-signed by Elon Musk). Taylor Swift wears glitter freckles to the Chiefs game. Millie Bobby Brown marries Jake Bongiovi under the Libra New Moon. Anne Hathaway apologizes to Journalist Kjersti Flaa. Jon Bon Jovi saves the life of a woman about to jump of a bridge & more! Join the Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/spacetrashpodcastOrder your custom wedding podcast: https://www.instagram.com/powerballad96/Order an astrology reading with Sara: https://bookastrologyreadingsnow.as.me/schedule/cb581650Subscribe & leave a 5-star review!