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On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben

What happens if you forget your lines?!

Season 12, Ep. 17
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🎥 There are all sorts of fascinating actorly insights today as we hear about an intriguing single shot TV episode in Netflix's new Monster series. We also get an On The Box lowdown of the new Beetlejuice and Ben’s finally got round to watching a film released in 2002.


Plus, could you watch every single episode of Coronation Street and do actors really shout “LINE” into the void when they forget their lines?


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