Smersh Pod

This week we’ll be going in through the back door in order to keep you in the dark and set off your waterworks.Yes, it’s DIE HARD 4.0, or LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, depending on your area. Joining me to be THAT GUY is Paul Gannon.

This week we’ll be slicking back our hair, sewing ourselves into our trousers, and jumping behind the wheel of a massive car to head back to the happy days of 1958. A time when men and women could enter a school in their mid 30s and not worry about being confronted on Tik Tok by a nonce hunter.  Yes, it’s Grease.Joining me to make the chicks cream is Simon Love.

This week we’ll be loading up on guns and bringing friends, in order to let off some steam and take part in the most extreme version of bring your daughter to work day. Yes, it’s CommandoAnd joining me to eat Green Berets for breakfast is Ashley Blaker and Steve Hall

This week we’ll hanging ten and catching tubes in order to put away a man so evil and malevolent that he will put lives at risk merely for the promise of an endless summer, no, not Mike Love, I mean Bodhi, leader of the Ex-Presidents. Yes, it’s Point BreakJoining me to eat the ass end out of a dead rhino is Kate McCabe.

This week we’ll be heading behind enemy lines to a future so dark and dystopian that a rich and powerful man doesn’t want to go on a pod.Yes, it’s Escape from New York.And joining me to Duke it out with a one-eyed Snake is Jim Maxwell.

This week we’ll be joining the world on the brink of total flaming disaster and telling everyone it was hotter in 1976. Yes, it’s The Day the Earth Caught FireJoining me to get the warm willies on a ghost train is Toby Hadoke.

This week we’ll be popping pills and collecting skills as we find out just what someone would do in order to have a haircut.Yes, it’s LimitlessAnd joining me to use 24% of his brain is Dr. Dean Burnett. 

This week we’ll be going back to 2002 and dialling up the web to go on the hunt for the best swinger, and find out just who has been leaving sticky white stuff everywhere. Yes, It’s Spider-ManJoining me to mess with one and all of New York, is Tom Burgess. (From April 2025)

This week we’ll get Ba-Ku to where we once belonged in order to find out just who has been giving Geordi 20/20 vision, Worf long pubes, Picard a baby face, and Riker the absolute bloody raging horn. Yes, it’s Star Trek: InsurrectionJoining me to pull faces is Paul Litchfield