Smersh Pod

This week we’ll be hanging out with a young burglar, an old spy, a angry fugitive, a fat delinquent, a blind hippy hacker, and a milfy piano teacher... and guessing which one of them dies first. The result will shock you.Yes, it’s Sneakers.My name is John Rain, and joining me to watch with Mother, a film that could now literally just be an email, is Richard Asplin. 

Welcome to another Halloween Special.This week we’ll voicing concerns and saving face, while asking nine doctors for second opinions, and also working on playing a very impressive angry red organ. Yes, it’s The Abominable Dr. PhibesJoining me to exit pursued by a Trout, is John Thomson. 

Hello and welcome to another Halloween special.This week we’ll be settling into a cozy train carriage to begin a package deal holiday with a difference. There’ll be luscious full moon vistas, beautiful greenery, captivating music, views to die for, and a big stiff one on honeymoon.Yes, it’s Dr. Terror's House of HorrorsJoining me to let the cards fall where they may, is Anna Savory. 

Welcome to another Halloween Special.This week we’ll be heading down south for a spot of chess, a hot dog or two, and to find out just what used to happen when Windows got infected. Yes, It’s John Carpenter’s The ThingJoining me to spend the rest of this winter tied to a couch, is Toby Hadoke. 

Welcome to a SMERSH POD Halloween Special. This week we’ll be getting dolled up and chatting to the man downstairs in order to find out just who is making the creepiest dolls since the Crinkly Bottom gift shop closed. Yes, it’s Longlegs!And joining me to give a restrained and dignified performance in the spirit of the film, is Sarah Morgan. 

Hello and welcome to a Lord of the Rings special This week we’ll be travelling to Middle Earth to join a group of 9 friends going on a lads holiday with a difference. There’ll be pints! fireworks, misplaced carrots, uphill gardening, a slow riverboat tour, and the trip will inevitably end with someone getting their big old orcs out for the lads. Yes, it’s Fellowship of the Ring. Joining me to speak friend and enter are the Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley

Welcome to another Superman special. This week we’ll be finding what happens when the people of Krypton go for vibes over science, and ask an audience to believe that not only can a man fly, but Marlon Brando can also learn lines. Yes, it’s Superman the Movie. Joining me for an extended trip to Teschmacher Peaks, is Johnny Candon

Hello and welcome to the mean streets of LA as you join us for a white hot night of hate.There’ll be armed gangs, heavy gunfire, harsh beatings, and even harsher ice cream tariffs. Yes, it’s Assault on Precinct 13Joining me to ask for a smoke, is Toby Hadoke. 

The lads are back, and this time they need to stop evil from entering a fissure and making a new version of a classic film. From Feb 2024