Smersh Pod

This week we’ll be carrying out an aggressive takeover of the neighbourhood watch committee as we find out just who’s packed his wife off for the summer. Yes, it’s Rear Window. Joining me to sit back and watch our neighbours while we have a big long stiff one in a cast is Peepin Tom Burgess. 

This week we’ll be holidaying in not-so-sunny Transylvania, where we’ll take in the sights, the sounds, the bites and the grounds, as we try and find out just who has been necking all the pints, and just who ate all the brides . Yes, it’s Dracula!Joining me ask if I know what he MINA’S is Hammer enthusiast, and I don’t mean a fan of Peter Sutcliffe, Ashley Blaker

This week we’ll be staying a while on Britain’s wackiest ward. Where there’ll be fun, frolics, bollocks and washing off Hattie Jacques while two ambulance men watch.Yes, it’s Carry on Doctor. Joining me are two men who are never afraid to dress up and visit a prone Winkle; Paul Litchfield and Dan Thomas.

This week we’ll be studying the charts of 1982 to if the Goody Two Shoes lads of the Enterprise have the eye of the tiger. We’ll also find out how Genesis are getting on, if Scotty got sick after coming on Eileen, and if we can truly chuck-a-Khan, yes it’s Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.Joining me to feel like Nelson Mandela after his divorce in 1996, a no-Win situation, is Paul Litchfield. 

One from the archives, and the dark old days of 2020, when I had the pleasure to be joined by two of the suavest gentlemen in the world to chat all about Goldfinger, and what a pleasure it was. Joining me to hang around in, frankly too small, romper suits are a pair of the smoothest, suavest gentlemen actors you're likely to find at this time of the day anywhere in the world - Rufus Wright and Alistair Petrie.

TELEKINESIS: A mental force that enables this man to move objects and control events. Science cannot explain the awesome power of the mind. And nothing can control it. Richard Burton has THE MEDUSA TOUCHAnd it’s no coincidence that joining me to have a nice lie down and try to scare Shaw Taylor is John Thomson!

This week we’ll be combatting the return of Voldemort by forcefully encouraging the chosen one to throw himself into the arms of a questionable groomer.Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.Joining me to show us all their dragon balls are the SNAKE BOYS, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley.

This week we’ll be duelling scared, battle hardened and positively dripping in intrigue as we examine just who is behind these Star Wars, and just what happens when you move on to practical fighting lessons with the younglings. Yes, it’s Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the SithAnd joining me to get out our big quaking lizards, is Tom Crowley