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HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX (PART ONE) with Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley

Season 6, Ep. 2

Welcome to another Harry Potter special!


This week we’ll be combatting the rise of fascism, by investing heavily in a novelty party trick company, and training children to push each other over, and knock sticks out of adult hands. 


Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.


And joining me to watch a beloved guardian go all stiff before their very eyes, are THE SNAKE BOYS, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley.

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