Smersh Pod

This week we’ll be taking a crash course in prison etiquette and meeting a bunch of stuffy old men who learn the hard way that a woman is always right.Yes it’s Alien3.And joining me to find out where you can be heard screaming are Dr. Dean Burnett and Dan Thomas.

This week we’ll be going back to the island and hoping that it’s safe to go back into the water, spoiler alert: It isn’t. There’ll be long hairs, wide flares, and a woman that is so panicked by the sight of a shark that she blows herself up. Yes, it’s Jaws 2. Joining me to open the window after visiting Cable Junction, is Jim Howick. 

This week we’ll meeting the best cops in the business; one who loves to waltz in and take all your drugs, and the other who loves a bit of ATM. Yes it’s Tango and Cash!Joining me to get FUBAR BIG TIME is Kate McCabe. 

This week we’ll be coming down to Earth with a bang, and celebrating by making some jelly, visiting the zoo, and hanging around at Westminster Abbey.Yes, it’s The Quatermass XperimentJoining me to come face to face with a gin goblin, is Toby Hadoke.

This week we’ll be returning to Philadelphia to find out who’s packing meat, who has the hairiest baby, if second time truly is a charm.Yes, it’s Rocky IIJoining me to splash it on and make us smeel mainly, is Paul Whitelaw

This week we’ll be literally leading a double life in the fast lane, while also looking into the taking of Pelham 1 and 2. Yes, it’s The Man Who Haunted HimselfAnd joining me to ask for more Moore, is John Thomson.

This week we’ll be searching the galaxy high and low for a missing baby, and finding out just who wants to hit the Hutt. Yes, it’s The Clone WarsJoining me remember that Christopher Lee would do literally anything for money, is Tom Crowley.

This week we’ll be heading back the cutthroat streets and alleyways of the the East End of Victorian London and asking the important questions:What if the Queen was involved in a murderous conspiracy?What if one of the Ripper’s victims actually escaped?And what if respected Victorian detective Frederick Abberline was essentially Uri Geller mixed with Pete Doherty. Yes, it’s From HellAnd joining me to discover just who will be blamed for everything, is Karl Coppack. 

This week we’ll be knowing when to hold them, when to fold them, and when to walk away, as we witness James Bond reborn, regenerated, refurbished and really not very good at knowing when someone is bluffing. Yes it’s Casino Royale. Joining me to bring a gun to a snake and mongoose fight is Dan Thomas.