Smersh Pod

Today we’ll be talking about the ART of dreams. So fix yourself a NEAT drink as you get ROPED in to hear all about the GRAVEST nightmares that hopefully don’t SUCK.Yes, it’s The Vault of HorrorJoining me to explain why she can’t do anything neatly is Anna Savory.

Today we’ll be heading behind the walls of Racoon City to find out why in this world of adventures not everyone is so keen to ride the nemesis. Yes, it’s Resident Evil: Apocalypse.Joining me to throw a match at a gas leak that doesn’t work and just goes out, is Tom Neenan.

Today we’ll be grabbing our binoculars, blessing our water, spying on the neighbours and hoping they don’t get too cross as we aim to find out what big stiffs they are keeping down in the dark. Yes it’s Fright NightAnd as we’ll be talking about the biggest DILF vampire in cinema history, it’s only fitting that I’m joined by Dan Tetsell.

This week we’ll be going behind the scenes in the music industry to take a warts-and-all look at the day in the life of a proper pop star. We’ll meet Tom, Harry, and everyone will sadly end up looking like a bit of a d*ck.Yes, it’s Give My Regards to Broad StreetJoining me to try and earn a Big Bob is Simon Love.

This week we’ll be heading back to old Detroit to fight crime and corporate meddling. We’ll find out that the kids are not alright and just what really happens when the police go on strike. Will it put noses out of joint? And if so who will picket? Yes it’s Robocop 2Joining me to get Kane’d on Nuke is Paul Litchfield

This week we’ll be going full Tonto, saddling up and heading back to the Old West to find out what happens when you have a dead crow in a silver mine, and end up with serious reservations about your mate’s new outfit. Yes it’s The Lone Ranger.Joining me to pull a train on an old bird is Jack Bernhardt.

This week we’ll be going in through the back door in order to keep you in the dark and set off your waterworks.Yes, it’s DIE HARD 4.0, or LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, depending on your area. Joining me to be THAT GUY is Paul Gannon.

This week we’ll be slicking back our hair, sewing ourselves into our trousers, and jumping behind the wheel of a massive car to head back to the happy days of 1958. A time when men and women could enter a school in their mid 30s and not worry about being confronted on Tik Tok by a nonce hunter.  Yes, it’s Grease.Joining me to make the chicks cream is Simon Love.