Smersh Pod

John, Dean and Dan visit the very height of erotica, and try and pick holes in it. A Monday Night Movie Club recorded in July 2021.

This week we’ll be returning to Castle Dracula to find that a table is already laid, and dinner prepared for a bunch of proper Kents, though there will be complaints about the lack of garlic in the sauce. Yes, it’s Dracula: Prince of DarknessJoining me hang upside down and sing Old Red Eyes is Back is Ashley Blaker

John takes Dan and Dean to Gotham City, to give them a kiss on their rose. A Monday Night Movie Club episode from February 2021.

Welcome to Columpod - my wife's kid brother's favourite podcast about LA's greatest detective. This week we’ll be seeing just how long it takes a detective to solve a murder when he has massive blue balls and a permanent horn.Yes. It’s All in the Game!Joining me to see just who has had someone Dunaway with, is Paul Litchfield. #Columpod #SmershPod

Hello, and welcome to THE PODSUADERS! - a podcast celebrating the Golden Age of ITC drama. Hosted by the man who speaks seven languages and only uses them to order cocktails – John Rain.And the man born with a silver spoon in his mouth but just licks jam from it – Stephen Graham.We’ll be diving deep into some of the best episodes of Lew Grade’s high-quality big-budget acid trips, globetrotting and carousing our way through some of the continent’s best gambling dens and nightspots, which may either be on a genuine location shoot in Cannes or Borehamwood High Street in February.And in our first episode, we’ll be picked up by a wealthy elderly bachelor in need of some sensitive assistance as we look at ‘Overture’, the first episode of The Persuaders!

This week we’ll be carrying out an aggressive takeover of the neighbourhood watch committee as we find out just who’s packed his wife off for the summer. Yes, it’s Rear Window. Joining me to sit back and watch our neighbours while we have a big long stiff one in a cast is Peepin Tom Burgess. 

This week we’ll be holidaying in not-so-sunny Transylvania, where we’ll take in the sights, the sounds, the bites and the grounds, as we try and find out just who has been necking all the pints, and just who ate all the brides . Yes, it’s Dracula!Joining me ask if I know what he MINA’S is Hammer enthusiast, and I don’t mean a fan of Peter Sutcliffe, Ashley Blaker

This week we’ll be staying a while on Britain’s wackiest ward. Where there’ll be fun, frolics, bollocks and washing off Hattie Jacques while two ambulance men watch.Yes, it’s Carry on Doctor. Joining me are two men who are never afraid to dress up and visit a prone Winkle; Paul Litchfield and Dan Thomas.

A classic from the archive! This week we'll be heading to deepest King's Cross with a large bearded man on a motorbike who tells us that we're thumping good wizards, and capable of squeezing through tight entrances via magic. Yes, it's Harry Potter and the Philisopher's Stone.Joining me to get their wands out and wave them about, is not just one Tom, but two - messers Neenan and Crowley!