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ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 with Toby Hadoke

Season 6, Ep. 38

Hello and welcome to the mean streets of LA as you join us for a white hot night of hate.


There’ll be armed gangs, heavy gunfire, harsh beatings, and even harsher ice cream tariffs. 

Yes, it’s Assault on Precinct 13


Joining me to ask for a smoke, is Toby Hadoke. 

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