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70. ARE YOU BEING SERVED? : THE MOVIE with Paul Litchfield
01:06:31||Season 7, Ep. 70DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH!Merry ChristSMERSH!It’s Christmas Day! And what better time to crack open the Quality Street, pour a glass of Baileys, and tune into ITV SMERSH as we book a first LAUGH flight to Costa Plonka and sun ourselves while an in-tents revolution breaks out, climaxing in a great big Union Jack-off!Yes, it’s ARE YOU BEING SERVED? THE MOVIE!Joining me to say no Sachs please we’re British, is Paul Litchfield.
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69. A CHRISTMAS STORY with Kate McCabe
01:00:11||Season 7, Ep. 69DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH!Welcome to another ChristSMERSH special!Happy Christmas Eve to you all!Today we’ll be going back to the past to tell the inspirational tale of a stuck tongue, a rifle, and a simple man who really wants a leg lamp in his window - no it’s not the Ed Gein biopic, it’s A Christmas Story.Joining me to get a C+ in double dog dares is Kate McCabe.
68. LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING with Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley
01:40:48||Season 7, Ep. 68Welcome to the final part of our Lord of the Rings specials.It’s Christmas! So where better to celebrate than Middle Earth!We’ll be looking things up on the web, putting on the Eagles, while also looking for rings down at the riverbank and coming home to a warm Shire.Yes, it’s Return of the King.And joining me to bow to no one are Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley.
67. LETHAL WEAPON with David Hoare
01:37:38||Season 7, Ep. 67Welcome to a Christsmersh Special!This week we’ll be bringing back Christmas traditions that have long left us. We’ll be getting a bird down, spending quality time with friends both old and new, feeling depressed, and watching on as an Australian drinks too much and has a big fight on the lawn.Yes, it’s Lethal Weapon. Joining me to agree that I am indeed too old for this shit, is David Hoare with an H
66. TALES FROM THE CRYPT with Anna Savory
01:08:00||Season 7, Ep. 66Ding Dong Merrily on High! Welcome to a ChristSMERSH Special!Today we’ll be listening to Christmas lectures and trying to raise our spirits in the cemetery, and much like every Christmas there will be a bit of horrible self reflection, some heartless poetry, a couple of blind alleys, and a big screaming stiff!Yes, it’s Tales from the CryptAnd joining me to look for the Claus in her contract, is a very festive Anna Savory.
65. SMERSH HITS: THE PRINCESS BRIDE
01:54:27||Season 7, Ep. 65A tribute to the late, great Rob Reiner. This week we’ll be looking for true love, lost fathers and six fingers, but enough about those Andre the Giant rumours. Yes, it’s The Princess Bride. Joining me to read a story to a cancelled child, are Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley.
64. TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, SPY with Andrew O'Neill
01:48:38||Season 7, Ep. 64This week we’ll be running away to join the circus to find out just what these bloody clowns have done with this pesky mole. Yes, it’s Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, SpyAnd joining me to be Smiley friends with a very slow horse, is Andrew O’Neill.