Whinging and getting your own way

The long awaited bonus cup finale is actually here. Thanks for the support for season 2! Lyrics for BlunderCats in case anyone gives a jobby: Blunder cats are on the moveBlunder cats are looseFeel the magic, feel the roar (roar)Blunder cats are loose Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww! Steppin outta the shadows, into the lightBlunder is here with his red grading penWith an ear for a story and in no mood for shyteSubstitute Blunder is here again (again!) Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww! Mr Teacher said fuhk no and bailedMr Blunder said fuhk yeah and this ship set sail! Blunder cats are on the moveBlunder cats are loose He's got too many children and can't get no sleepBut still hands out the A gradesDon't think he's a pushover though because...HE LOBS UNGRADEDS LIKE THEIR HAND GRENADES! Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww! SEASON ONE RYAN WONSEASON TWO RYAN WONBONUS CUP RYAN WONSO EVERYONE ELSE SHOVE IT UP THEIR BUMMM! Blunder cats are on the moveBlunder cats are looseFeel the magic, feel the roar (roar)Blunder cats are loose ***** Socials:Insta -<a href="https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/</a>YT -<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast</a>Twitter -<a href="https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod</a>TikTok -<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc</a>Website:<a href="https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions</a>&nbsp;Get in touch:Email - <a href="mailto:smallfictions@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">smallfictions@gmail.com</a>

Bonus - Best School Day and Bonus Cup Finale

The best song ever written

What a finale! Here are the lyrics for 'A Bee Done It': Pants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all about It weren't my fault bruv ya got to believe meI had to pull my pants down mate a bee stung my weeny (weeny)I was transporting it back to its hiveShoved it down my pants not gonna lie What shocked me is it stung my bell endNot the shaft or either of my nutsacksJust the bell end mate it hurt like a butt slap (butt slap) Pants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all about The manager from boots called the copsbefore i knew it i was surroundedi was screamin "please have mercy my knob's took a pounding" (pounding)They didn't care, told me to pull up my underwear I said mate, are you having a laughYou seen the size of my knob it looks like a giraffeIt's all swollen yeah from the bee stingain't you been listening bruv it's all I've been sayin Pants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all about Look, bottom line is the cops opened fireI screamed "a bee done it, I'm not a liar!"shot grazed my knob, shot grazed my gobi got real scared man, started prayin to god Cops ran out of bullets so i took my chanceboarded the ferry to calais, francein france it's great: nudity is fineit won't go on my record as another sex crime (sex crime) Socials:Insta -<a href="https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/</a>YT -<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast</a>Twitter -<a href="https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod</a>TikTok -<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc</a>Website:<a href="https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions</a>&nbsp;Get in touch:Email - <a href="mailto:smallfictions@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">smallfictions@gmail.com</a>

S02 Ep10 - Comedy and Season Finale

All Hail His Excellency

Pretty easy to imagine the future it turns out. Socials:Insta -<a href="https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/</a>YT -<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast</a>Twitter -<a href="https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod</a>TikTok -<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc</a>Website:<a href="https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions</a>&nbsp;Get in touch:Email - <a href="mailto:smallfictions@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">smallfictions@gmail.com</a>

Bonus - Future Diary

Cakes, Pigs and Anusol

The scoreboard gets TENSE in the penultimate episode. Socials:Insta -<a href="https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/</a>YT -<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast</a>Twitter -<a href="https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod</a>TikTok -<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc</a>Website:<a href="https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions</a>&nbsp;Get in touch:Email - <a href="mailto:smallfictions@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">smallfictions@gmail.com</a>

S02 Ep09 - Fables

BBQs, Tummys and Meta Gangsters

Things get very Sopranos this week. Socials:Insta -<a href="https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/</a>YT -<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast</a>Twitter -<a href="https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod</a>TikTok -<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc</a>Website:<a href="https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions</a>&nbsp;Get in touch:Email - <a href="mailto:smallfictions@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">smallfictions@gmail.com</a>

Bonus - Gangsters

Robots, Musks and Romance

Getting alllll futuristic this week. Socials:Insta -<a href="https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/</a>YT -<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast</a>Twitter -<a href="https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod</a>TikTok -<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc</a>Website:<a href="https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions</a>&nbsp;Get in touch:Email - <a href="mailto:smallfictions@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">smallfictions@gmail.com</a>

S02 Ep08 - Cyberpunk

Ross Kemp, Superman's Bon Bons and Jellybeans

See you in hell, candy boys! Socials:Insta -<a href="https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/</a>YT -<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast</a>Twitter -<a href="https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod</a>TikTok -<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc</a>Website:<a href="https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions</a>&nbsp;Get in touch:Email - <a href="mailto:smallfictions@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">smallfictions@gmail.com</a>

Bonus - Candy

Slippery Bannisters, Puppies and Windy Men

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S02 Ep07 - Spies

The missing episode 5

Yes, we did accidently upload episode 6 last week instead of episode 5. Oops. Socials:Insta -<a href="https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/</a>YT -<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast</a>Twitter -<a href="https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod</a>TikTok -<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&amp;sender_device=pc</a>Website:<a href="https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions</a>&nbsp;Get in touch:Email - <a href="mailto:smallfictions@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">smallfictions@gmail.com</a>

Bonus - The Hunger Games

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