Simon Sings Like

Simon gives out about the things he doesn't appreciate about current awards nominated films, which is mainly to do with press tours. Then he talks about Lana del Rey, how she is obsessed with the 1950s, and a bit more about films, this more mainly to do with Elvis. Then he sings like her.

Simon gives a Grinchy take on the 2023 season, the Late Late toy show, and Instagram dumps. Then he talks about Christmas movies, Barry Keoghan's stocking filler in Saltburn, and the weirdly aggressive recurring feature of Christmas carols. Then he sings like them.

Simon tells the story of the guy who pitched him some handy ideas for comedy sketches at a party. Then he talks about the Weeknd, his outrageous TV partner, his endless misery, and delivers a perfect Canadian accent. Then he sings like him (The Weeknd, not Canada).

Simon introduces the podcast and his key goals of major awards and Burger King sponsorship. Then he talks about Swedish supergroup Abba, their legacy and how that includes the great Pierce Brosnan, and the worryingly youthful trend in some of their lyrics. Then he sings like them.

I needed to upload a trailer to get this on Spotify etc so here's the theme song. It also is kind of a trailer because it has me singing and the title of the podcast. Two birds one stone eh! The proper episodes will be better I swear.