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In which our heroes take out their pencil sharpener, sharpen the lead to a perfect point to only have it instantly break as they discuss pencils. We discover the corruption of kid’s birthday party games, break pencils all day long and bask in the nostalgic smell of pencil shavings. Jackson never got his pen license and is therefore a criminal, Alli loves the four-colour pencil and Tessa just wants kids to be impressed by her colouring skills. So join the gang as they bust out the Derwents, get drawing and try to colour inside the lines. If you lend us a pencil don’t expect it back.
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