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In which our heroes venture to the North Pole, get trapped in Santa’s workshop and are forced to make small talk with his little helpers which inevitably turns to elves. We talk about the deep connection between Mrs Claus and Idris Elba, how white-bread eggnog and bocce is and the problems of a shelf elf left to his own devices. Jackson's hatred for monopoly is finally addressed as he becomes a teddy bear, Zoe refuses to work and opts to be Santa’s side bitch instead and Zammit just wants to go out like Will Hunting. So put on an Christmas sweater, go fetch your now too cold coffee and wrap yourself in a blanket that smells like dog. It’s Shut up a Second’s Christmas Special and it’s exactly what everyone expected. Disappointment.
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