Shut up a Second

In which our heroes connect tenuous dots, make some barely convincing arguments and are unmoved in our beliefs as we discuss conspiracy theories… again. We elect a cactus, punch children for doubting the moon landing and are astounded by how many people go missing in National Parks. Jackson wants to know what they are doing about Africa, Marley won’t get anywhere when you count down at her and Duscher just wants dead people to stay dead. So join the gang as they become cult like in their beliefs and attempt to take down the lizard people secretly piloting the moon. It’s the only conspiracy show the illuminati isn't trying to shut down. Want to help prove that farmers are really all a giant con? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the true origin of bread.