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The Sears Catalog Confessional
Ep. 100
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This week on Shift Happened, the crew goes full nostalgia mode as they relive the wild, weird, and wonderful world of the Sears catalog—from accidental booster seats and wedding china, to the legendary Christmas wish-list circling ritual. Leslie confesses her American Girl catalog heartbreak, while Stitch is exposed as the only person who ever flipped to the dishware section.
Things quickly spiral as the gang debates who really missed out by not having a “weenie whistle”, then get unexpectedly educational about gene-editing breakthroughs and why CRISPR is not just where you hide your celery.
You’ll also hear the ultimate BBQ showdown. Hot dogs vs. hamburgers, potato salad wars, and the dark secret of why pulled pork divides families.
Toss in a two-year-old’s miraculous fifteen-story survival, questionable elevator survival tips, and a mind-bending new reality show idea that might make you want to move to Canada Plus dancing sharks, tattoo fails, and why the word “fondalized” should never, ever be used on air.
If you like your recaps unfiltered, a little bit snarky, and a lot hilarious, you’re in the right place. Hit play and join the mayhem!
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