Shift Happened

The Artemis 2 crew is out here making history and somehow still having Outlook problems in space. The guys react to the moon mission, break down the whole loop de loop translunar situation, and somehow end up debating whether billionaires should be allowed to turn on the sun at 2 a.m. using an app. Oh, and Hot Hunks is officially back, so gentlemen, it's time to stop talking and start signing up.

The Second Shift crew kicks off April Fool's Day by breaking down the actual unwritten rules of the holiday, like the controversial noon deadline for pranks that Stitch absolutely refuses to believe is real. Houston, Leslie, and Stitch dig into some of the greatest April Fool's pranks in history, from the BBC convincing an entire nation that Swiss farmers were harvesting spaghetti from trees, to Taco Bell buying the Liberty Bell. They also get into what's changing for Rapid City residents this month, including new yard waste fees.

Leslie bought not one but two Etsy psychics to help navigate some big life decisions, and honestly the jury's still out on whether either of them was legit. Meanwhile, the crew debates the Artemis 2 moon mission and whether flying around the moon without landing is a very expensive road trip. Plus, survival tips get covered, including what to do if you get stabbed, stung by a jellyfish, or somehow end up face to face with a shark.

It's a new week and somehow Stitch is still defending his Android. The crew debates green bubbles, hot chicken origin stories, and whether a twelve ton Kit Kat heist counts as living your best life. Oh, and there's a $170,000 robot named Moya who runs at body temperature and has a thousand yard stare. Perfectly normal Monday.

It's Friday and the crew is ready to close out the week. Leslie, Stitch, and Houston debate whether cassette tapes deserve a comeback, go deep on adult cheat codes that actually work, and somehow end up arguing about whether mayonnaise is a legitimate musical instrument. It's the kind of Friday energy that makes you glad the weekend's here.

Leslie, Stitch, and Houston went a little sideways today, and honestly, it was a great time. The crew got into "looks maxing," the wild new trend where guys are literally taking hammers to their own faces in the name of being more attractive. From there, things spiraled into a full conversation about phone addiction, how long any of us could actually survive without our screens, and somehow wrapped up with a blindfolded dinner experiment.