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TEASER: Desperately Seeking Mango

Season 20

Lara and Carey chat about our dogs, Jurassic World: Dominion vs. the OG Jurassic Park, big budget movies being shite, Book of Henry,  living in the age of mediocrity, the San Francisco armory building becoming a Stranger Things exhibit, the Disneyfication of the gays, Azealia Banks' Miami Pride moment, showing up for yourself, a special celeb sighting on Carey's JetBlue flight out of Fort Lauderdale, celebrity culture being over, an iconic, murderous elephant being a boss ass bitch, facial journeys, Teal Swan and her hideous interior decor choices, Ezra Miller continuing to start, get some owl reader mail and more!! You can hear the full episode when you join the SUP Patreon. What are you waiting for?!

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    04:59
    Lara and Carey discuss the aftermath of Princess Kate's cancer announcement and the social media scolds who want to make everyone else feel guilty for KateGate speculation. Plus, the 3 Body Problem, the demand for authenticity from our public figures, the possible TikTok ban, JLo's flop streak, a man swinging another man's severed leg around, the Dan Schneider doc, and more -- including a Reader Mail tip about the best reality show that no one is watching.Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • Valley of the Dolls Ep. 1 - Titty Twister At The County Fair (The Valley S1E1)

    01:00:26
    We have arrived... in Valley Village. Our first recap for the new Vanderpump spinoff THE VALLEY is here, and fortunately, it's damn good. It has everything. Bleakness. Vertical blind apartments. Heat waves and little tree shade. Emotional stagnancy. Low to non-existent impulse control. And that's just Doute. From what are you doing with these people?! you're sane and lolers energy of Janet and Jason, to the you're too sensitive and wholesome to be on a show like this vibe of Daniel and Nia, to the your marriage's days are already numbered future of Michelle and Jesse to the glorious honky tonk Hetero Hell of Jax and Brittany, and the haunting trajectory of Kristen and her new Colorado man/potential baby daddy Luke, it's one big hurricane. Plus, two potential stars in Gay Zack and SUR Jasmine. Our new crew assembles at Jax and Brittany's for a county fair theme birthday party for a very pregnant Janet, and corn dogs are eaten, shots are ripped, nipples are squeezed, bathing suits are dropped, and tears flow steadily.We are so back.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • Pumpheads Ep. 40 - So There's This Salami... (Vanderpump Rules S11E8)

    01:22:02
    Lara and Carey continue their coverage of the Kate Middleton Saga of 2024 (Q1), including an A.I. Christmas farm sighting, Carey's new stance on Lady Rose Hanbury, and the best way Kate and William can wing back the public. Plus, Kanye's new Bianca Censori-inspired merch line and a chilling development in the Selling Sunset extended universe. Back on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval hosts a harrowing pool party full of randoms and Billie Lee, and Ariana hosts a sexy game night of her own, complete with Scheana speaking her orgy truth. Scheana and Ariana talk through any DWTS weirdness, Katie and Lala make a shaky amends, Schwartz and Jo search for frogs on a paddle boat, Ally reads Jo's astrological chart, and the crew assembles--Ariana and Sandoval included-- at the spookiest place in all of Los Angeles: The Belmont. Then, Jax returns in a cameo to restore imbalance to the VPR force.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • PATREON TEASER: An Emergency Call To Cuckingham Palace

    04:58
    Larz and Carz break down the latest in the current Royal Family crisis, including a new alleged video of "Kate Middleton" at a farmer's market. Plus, Carey makes an international call to Buckingham Palace to get the tea once and for all. Then they discuss a woman with two vaginas, a guy whose best friend of a decade turned out to be a paid actor, TikTok's Embellish Economy, Brittany and Jax's ongoing estrangement as The Valley premiere looms, flying too close to the Bravo sun, and much more.Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • Pumpheads Ep. 39 - Something Wicked This Way Loaves (Vanderpump Rules S11E7)

    01:29:53
    Larz and Carz discuss Chez Panisse Gate, even more Kate Middleton conspiracy theories (all of which, Carey believes), and a Boeing whistleblower found unalived under mysterious circumstances. Then it's back to 2023 we go, where the Vanderpump crew reassembles post-Tahoe. Lisa breaks some bad news to Tom about Rachel, Lala reveals her family extension plan, and Scheana continues to grapple with her jealousy over Ariana's Dancing With the Stars turn. Jo and Schwartz debut their party clown friendship, and Katie and Lala nearly come to blows at Ally's Girls Only Astrology Night. Plus, the bone-chilling return of Kristina Kelly.GET TICKETS NOW FOR SUP LIVE IN BERKELEY, CA!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • PATREON TEASER: Boy, You'll Be A Bene Gesserit Soon

    04:59
    Lara and Carey break down the latest (and shuncking) developments in the Kate Middleton Gone Rogue saga, including a badly photoshopped proof of life picture and the second sighting of the Princess's body double. They also share even MORE airline horror-blunders: a United flight's wheel falls off during takeoff and a Boeing plane takes a sudden plunge. Then, a case for why Dune: Part II is the best movie of all time and Carey's plan to secure a spot in the Bene Gesserit order. Plus, a recap of the first humanoid robot MeToo incident.GET TICKETS NOW FOR SUP LIVE IN BERKELEY, CA!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • PATREON TEASER: Industry Plant or Big Naturals?

    04:59
    Lara and Carey discuss the urge to pig out on road trips, poison cinnamon, another air travel troll and the quiet luxury of Southwest Airlines, Princess Kate's messy gay uncle, Hailey Bieber escaping Justin Bieber's hyperbaric chamber, the Sexy Drought crisis in Hollywood, and the implosion of Jonathan Van Ness's Kindness Kingdom of Lies. Plus, an extra special shoutout to our beloved Cult Members.GET TICKETS NOW FOR SUP LIVE IN BERKELEY, CA!Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + video episodes when you join the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • Pumpheads Ep. 38 - A Storm Brewing Over Mother Lake (Vanderpump Rules S11E6)

    01:39:34
    Lara and Carey are back from Texas and lament their mutual post-tour comedown, their love for #vanlife and becoming fully Austin-pilled. They head down under to break down the lofty goal of Australia's "Most Sexually Active" Woman and come up with the dream team for vetting your sex partners so you don't have to. Then on VPR, the cast continues their Lake Tahoe trip of terror, with Sandoval bringing in a yogi to lead the group into a place of hillin'. Ariana has a photoshoot for her new cocktail book, then she and Katie meet Chef Penny for Something About Her staff interviews, and gradually realize the extent of Penny's thirst for power. Scheana and Sandoval continue to face the demise of their friendship, Brock comes close to throwing Sandoval off a gondola, and Lala finally rips Sandoval a new one.GET TICKETS NOW FOR SUP LIVE IN BERKELEY, CA!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON.Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE.Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK.
  • Heather Gay Leaves Perfectionism Behind, from Pop Culture Moms

    04:14
    Sharing another podcast we’re loving: Pop Culture Moms. Andie and Sabrina are toddler moms and best friends of 20 years. They’re taking their obsession with TV and movies to the next level by talking to celebrities, writers and fellow “scholars” of pop culture about what they can learn from the fictional moms they love most. In this episode, “Real Housewives” star Heather Gay talks about why she relates to the “Barbie” movie and how she herself broke out of the boxes she was placed in. You can listen to more Pop Culture Moms at link.chtbl.com/popculturemomss1/twojudgeygirls