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Pumpheads Ep. 34 - The War of the Rogueses (Vanderpump Rules S11E2)

Season 11

Lara and Carey discuss the LA rain finally ceasing, the already herstoric pap photo of Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes walking the prison yard together, Drake's big ol' Canadian hog, Taylor Swift terrorizing Boygenius backstage at the Grammys, and a certain ROGUE LEVISS reposting a certain beloved niche podcast (yours truly!). Then on VPR, we get a glimpse into the daily Cold War between Ariana and Sandoval via Sandoval's long-suffering assistant, Ann. Sandy wants to host a sad birthday party for himself with the few friends who stuck by him and Ariana threatens to call the police if he does. Scheana grapples with her postpartum OCD, Lisa and Ken bid PUMP adieu, and Schwartz tries to confront Sandoval over being a flakey BFF. Meanwhile, James plans to do some confronting of his own when he stops by Sandoval's rando-palooza birthday fête to demand an apology.


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