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PATREON TEASER: We Are So Back

Season 22

Lara and Carey are back in the stu after a month long hiatus. Larz regales us with her Greek and Italian adventures, Acropolis tingz, being judged for her coffee order in Rome, and more. The two discuss Europe's normalization of aging vs LA's fear of mortality, and their shared confusion over "A Haunting In Venice." Plus, Larz and Carz finally recap Bethenny's interview with Raquel/Rachel and reflect on America's favorite pastime: hating wh*res and sending death threats.


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