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PATREON TEASER: The One Where the Pope Says the Gay F-Slur

Season 22

Lara and Carey discuss the social media grace period before people can start posting about their European vacations, Jax Taylor's DAY DAYTE with a well-known Instagram model and the enduring power of big jugs, the unique despair of Memorial Day, Carey's obsession with the German TV show "Babylon Berlin," the recent John Galiano doc, Furiosa: A Mad Wigs Saga, Lara's rewatch of Fatal Attraction and the real reason Alex Forrest was driven to the brink. Also, they also talk about the Pope's gay f-slur bomb in a recent closed door Vatican meeting and why it's actually iconic. Plus, a Reader Mail featuring accidental arson, Dads out-dading themselves and a missing tween.


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