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PATREON TEASER: Diva Jones's Locker (RHUGT S4E1-4)

Season 22

Lara and Carey dive into uncharted waters with a paywalled recap of the first four episodes of Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. But first, the two discuss Starbucks's possible stock market psyop feat. Kim Kardashian, a potential photoshop fail in the Royal Family Xmas card, and going undercover in Oklahoma. Then Larz and Carz head to St. Barths, where the OGs of NYC skinny-dip across our screens once again. Luann, Sonjarita, Dorinda, Kristen Taekman, Ramona, and Kelly Killoren Bensimon check-in to the SAME house from the last RHONY St. Barths trip (re: PirateGate). Kristen is the odd woman out as Luann thrives in her Sancerre Goddess truth. Sonja makes the most of her break from couch surfing, Ramona sundowns, Dorinda continues to fight her way out of a Place of Pause, and Kelly continues to confound and terrorize. As old and new wounds open, the women do their best to navigate the purgatory of post-Bravo existence while avoiding a detour into Scary Island.


Plus new Reader Mail about a new Big Ang mural and the Gay Man's Plight (being sexually attracted to straight men).


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