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PATREON TEASER: The Buffalo Cauliflower Birthday Coup

Season 22

Lara breaks down her birthday blowout at TomTom this past weekend, spilling details on the power gays in attendance, and the earth-shattering Tilapio Schwartz cameo. Carey recaps the new 'Bama Rush' documentary, and a new Reader Mail gives an academic take on the international health crisis of Facebook Group Psychosis.


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