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Jersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 22 - Hot Tub Guido Machine (Jersey Shore S2 E13)

Season 22

Lara and Carey discuss M3GAN and react in real time to the surprise trailer drop for the new season of Vanderpump Rules. Meanwhile, season two of Jersey Shore ends with a cacophony of cries and whimpers, as the housemates head over to the Everglades for a fan boat ride through gator country. Vinny and Pauly take Ramona and Rocio out for one last date, and Sam and Ron's cold war continues. Homesick, hungover, and overwhelmed by newfound fame, the crew clashes outside the hot tub during an epic final night showdown of backstabbing and Pauly D's scary screaming.


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