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Lara and Carey head back into the livestream continuum for one last reunion episode of RHOSLC Season 6. First, they discuss Brandi Glanville debuting her new head at Sundance, holding her face parasite cards close, and our own speculations over her actual diagnosis.Meanwhile, Britani runs off stage after Meredith’s confounding bigotry defense, returning soon after with a giant coffee and a backbone. Meredith continues to maintain her innocence in PlaneGate as Hengie K breathes enough in her corset to speak twice. Babygirl Lisa gets rill about her marriage issues with John, and Bronwyn channels a possessed child and monologues about Muzzy and Todd, revealing she and Mr. Farts have separated. Wild Rose breaks down over her own marital tribulations after severing ties with Entity. Bronwyn snaps back into Transatlantic mode and tears into Meredith one last time. Au revoir for now, our Sisters of Salt! 

Lara and Carey return to discuss a rogue Waymo crash in LA, the horror of traveling in a branded Waymo, Lauren “Alive Girl” Bezos enlisting Law Roach as her stylist, Bella Hadid breaking up with her cowboy, and Tilda Swinton and Nicole Kidman’s glorious embrace.Back in Paso Robles, the crew settles in for their first night, as Demy, Kim and Angelica pilgrim out over the cousins’ OnlyFans. She tells Shayne, who reveals some cousin lore of his own and Marcus gets blackout and chastised by Demy. The next day at the Women in Wine party, LVP “Mama” arrives to lead this rindom assortment of wine mavens as Marcus reels from his hangover and Jason and Chris interrupt Lisa to flirt with the ladies of the vine. That night, the crew heads out to downtown San Luis Obispo, where Venus tries to break his seven year dry spell after a sexy stranger chats him up. Inspired by the power of Le Fleur, the crew descends into a pansexual make-out fest on the dance floor, bringing the entire community (and Robot Angelica) to its knees.

Lara and Carey discuss a 21-year-old wellness influencer documenting her cornea-eating eye parasite, Blake Lively and Taylor Swift’s novel-sized text messages, JLo’s PR stunt with the unhoused, and a freakish snowstorm in Kamchatka, Russia.Back on VPR, Lisa is gearing up to celebrate SUR’s 20th anniversary of Lisa’s reign of terror. The staff comes together for the anniversary party, as Kim and Marcus’s on-off relationship from Hell pulls Natalie back into its vortex. Audrey and Angelica’s tensions continue to bubble and Shayne and Angelica’s AI romance deepens. The crew heads to Paso Robles to help Lisa with a Women in Wine event, where Audrey and Chris revel in their post-f*ck flow; Marcus and Kim call it quits again, and Angelica’s resentment towards Audrey strengthens during lunch at Madonna Inn. Then, at the Airbnb, Demy, Kim and Angelica uncover a particularly raunchy OnlyFans featuring Chris, Jason, and a bottle of lube…

Lara and Carey take SUP Livestream after dark, following their historic live watch of RHOSLC Season 6 Reunion (Part 1). The chat suggests, and they listen. But first they discuss Luann and her hot new Euro man galavanting on the beaches of Cancun, Chris Noth negging SJP on Instagram, a Joe Keery stan taking things to a place AI marriage and baby, Jenny Lewis marrying her dog, and Bryan Johnson’s long, lurid tribute to his girlfriend on X.On RHOSLC, the ladies meet in Lisa’s former (and Meredith’s current) home of New York. Ms. Marks, Esq. starts things off by launching into Wild Rose’s very public booze blackout at BravoCon, while Whitney’s pill-popping accusations against Meredith seemingly slip away. Meredith’s sister in Plum, Lisa, begins her Terminator assault on Heather and Angie (who can barely breathe in her corset), and Bronwyn, gagging them within an inch of their lives. Bronwyn, done with her Transatlantic bob and embracing wavy extensions, attempts to clear up lingering questions over her sordid past. She also confronts Lisa about Gout D*ck Gate and other insults on Todd’s manhood. Britani arrives to muted reactions from her sisters of salt, waving to an invisible audience and continuing to alienate her coworkers. The Entity may have lost a Rose, but it gained a BabyGirl. 

Lara and Carey return to the scene of the crime to discuss the new horrors LVP has unleashed upon the world, but first they discuss the fantasy of a Courtney Love podcast, Ariana and Sandoval tentatively settling their hetero-hell house drama, Rachel Leviss’ sound bath purgatory, Chiara Ferragni beating her Christmas cake allegations, and the latest feud between the Sisters Sheen.Back on VPR, Lisa assembles her hired models for a merch photo shoot, where Angelica ramps up her back injury claims and starts spreading the Good Word about Chris and Jason’s penis pumps– much to Audrey’s dismay. Demy and Natalie decide to end their friendship, and Jason and Angelica reach a non-resolution. Shayne vanquishes male shame once and for all by revealing not only a close return to Kratom and his family history of hardcore drug use, but also his gunshot wound-wrought erectile dysfunction. Shayne’s short horror movie premieres at the most rindom film festival in LA, where his Randy Quaid-ass dad and Debbie Downer sister attend in trailer park fashion. The crew celebrates at Barney’s Beanery, where Marcus terrorizes Kim for hugging her friends and Audrey confronts Angelica over PumpGate, as further evidence mounts in favor of Angelica's true form of a CIA agent and/or a 3D print-out robot. 

In the finale of RHOSLC, Lara and Carey explore the Brian de Palma-esque close to the sixth season of our fair ladies of Salt Lake. But first, they get a Lara Cholera update and the Charlize Theron Hollywood agenda.On the final day in Greece, Meredith starts off the morning as a cheerful barista, much to the confusion of everyone. In a cinematic crescendo, Bronwyn calls Meredith out for lying and using her as a pawn in her wicked games. Angie arranges a playwright to write a Greek tragedy about the women, right after they guzzle white with her Greek cousin Michalis. Then they assemble in the liminal theater, where they’re each dragged medically by Stella and her brigade of mute actresses. A final confrontation of the Group v. Meredith follows, where vaguely lesbian lines are dramatically drawn in the sand, forever burned into the sands of Greece... 

Lara and Carey discuss their electrifying and herstory-making cameo in the new TLC docuseries about Mary Cosby. They also break down Bradley Cooper possibly addressing those bleph rumors.Then on the penultimate episode of RHOSLC, the ladies continue their residency on the Aegean. Angie starts off the morning with a karmic collision, leading to flying glass and a cut lip. Angie arranges for the ladies to have a photo shoot while donning flowy Grecian goddess gowns; Whitney, Mary and Bronwyn talk Meredith’s wobbly aura at lunch while the rest of the women head to the spa. Britani enrages Lisa, Meredith and Angie, once again, with an ill-advised water splash, Lisa divulges her psychic relationship with trees while Bronwyn dodges a helping Muzzy move. The anti-Britani campaign continues at dinner as Heather finally takes a stand for her beleaguered pal, to the shock and dismay of all. 

Lara and Carey discuss Lara’s surprise diagnosis, the hell of urgent care, and a shocking development in the Mickey Rourke eviction saga. Back on VPR, Chris and Jason’s OnlyFans career becomes a topic of conversation at SUR, as Lisa plans to hostess Guillermo’s big movie premiere party. Marcus debuts his burgeoning DJ career, as Venus and Kim try to bury the hatchet in the hallowed alleyway. Jason convinces Angelica to go on a Jiu Jitsu date; there, Jason accidentally injures Angelica’s back and lies to her, officially giving her the ick. Shayne engages in a shocking multi-lady date night and Chris and Jason make a ghoulish Mother’s Day OnlyFans. Then the crew assembles at The Abbey, where a newfound vibe between Angelica and Shayne sends the incest cousins into a bro code tailspin.