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Pumpheads Ep. 56 - The Pump Heard ‘Round SUR! (VPR S12E6)
Lara and Carey return to the scene of the crime to discuss the new horrors LVP has unleashed upon the world, but first they discuss the fantasy of a Courtney Love podcast, Ariana and Sandoval tentatively settling their hetero-hell house drama, Rachel Leviss’ sound bath purgatory, Chiara Ferragni beating her Christmas cake allegations, and the latest feud between the Sisters Sheen.
Back on VPR, Lisa assembles her hired models for a merch photo shoot, where Angelica ramps up her back injury claims and starts spreading the Good Word about Chris and Jason’s penis pumps– much to Audrey’s dismay. Demy and Natalie decide to end their friendship, and Jason and Angelica reach a non-resolution. Shayne vanquishes male shame once and for all by revealing not only a close return to Kratom and his family history of hardcore drug use, but also his gunshot wound-wrought erectile dysfunction. Shayne’s short horror movie premieres at the most rindom film festival in LA, where his Randy Quaid-ass dad and Debbie Downer sister attend in trailer park fashion. The crew celebrates at Barney’s Beanery, where Marcus terrorizes Kim for hugging her friends and Audrey confronts Angelica over PumpGate, as further evidence mounts in favor of Angelica's true form of a CIA agent and/or a 3D print-out robot.
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Salty Utah Queens - The Sisters Plum (RHOSLC S6E17 Reunion Pt. I)
52:16|Lara and Carey take SUP Livestream after dark, following their historic live watch of RHOSLC Season 6 Reunion (Part 1). The chat suggests, and they listen. But first they discuss Luann and her hot new Euro man galavanting on the beaches of Cancun, Chris Noth negging SJP on Instagram, a Joe Keery stan taking things to a place AI marriage and baby, Jenny Lewis marrying her dog, and Bryan Johnson’s long, lurid tribute to his girlfriend on X.On RHOSLC, the ladies meet in Lisa’s former (and Meredith’s current) home of New York. Ms. Marks, Esq. starts things off by launching into Wild Rose’s very public booze blackout at BravoCon, while Whitney’s pill-popping accusations against Meredith seemingly slip away. Meredith’s sister in Plum, Lisa, begins her Terminator assault on Heather and Angie (who can barely breathe in her corset), and Bronwyn, gagging them within an inch of their lives. Bronwyn, done with her Transatlantic bob and embracing wavy extensions, attempts to clear up lingering questions over her sordid past. She also confronts Lisa about Gout D*ck Gate and other insults on Todd’s manhood. Britani arrives to muted reactions from her sisters of salt, waving to an invisible audience and continuing to alienate her coworkers. The Entity may have lost a Rose, but it gained a BabyGirl.
Salty Utah Queens - Slutspiria (RHOSLC S6 E16 Finale)
54:14|In the finale of RHOSLC, Lara and Carey explore the Brian de Palma-esque close to the sixth season of our fair ladies of Salt Lake. But first, they get a Lara Cholera update and the Charlize Theron Hollywood agenda.On the final day in Greece, Meredith starts off the morning as a cheerful barista, much to the confusion of everyone. In a cinematic crescendo, Bronwyn calls Meredith out for lying and using her as a pawn in her wicked games. Angie arranges a playwright to write a Greek tragedy about the women, right after they guzzle white with her Greek cousin Michalis. Then they assemble in the liminal theater, where they’re each dragged medically by Stella and her brigade of mute actresses. A final confrontation of the Group v. Meredith follows, where vaguely lesbian lines are dramatically drawn in the sand, forever burned into the sands of Greece...
Salty Utah Queens - Sambuca Blues (RHOSLC S6E15)
57:50|Lara and Carey discuss their electrifying and herstory-making cameo in the new TLC docuseries about Mary Cosby. They also break down Bradley Cooper possibly addressing those bleph rumors.Then on the penultimate episode of RHOSLC, the ladies continue their residency on the Aegean. Angie starts off the morning with a karmic collision, leading to flying glass and a cut lip. Angie arranges for the ladies to have a photo shoot while donning flowy Grecian goddess gowns; Whitney, Mary and Bronwyn talk Meredith’s wobbly aura at lunch while the rest of the women head to the spa. Britani enrages Lisa, Meredith and Angie, once again, with an ill-advised water splash, Lisa divulges her psychic relationship with trees while Bronwyn dodges a helping Muzzy move. The anti-Britani campaign continues at dinner as Heather finally takes a stand for her beleaguered pal, to the shock and dismay of all.
Pumpheads Ep. 55 - DJ Global (Vanderpump Rules S12E5)
01:13:23|Lara and Carey discuss Lara’s surprise diagnosis, the hell of urgent care, and a shocking development in the Mickey Rourke eviction saga. Back on VPR, Chris and Jason’s OnlyFans career becomes a topic of conversation at SUR, as Lisa plans to hostess Guillermo’s big movie premiere party. Marcus debuts his burgeoning DJ career, as Venus and Kim try to bury the hatchet in the hallowed alleyway. Jason convinces Angelica to go on a Jiu Jitsu date; there, Jason accidentally injures Angelica’s back and lies to her, officially giving her the ick. Shayne engages in a shocking multi-lady date night and Chris and Jason make a ghoulish Mother’s Day OnlyFans. Then the crew assembles at The Abbey, where a newfound vibe between Angelica and Shayne sends the incest cousins into a bro code tailspin.
Pumpheads Ep. 54 - Female Rage in Orange County (Vanderpump Rules S12E4)
01:07:04|Lara and Carey are back to discuss their respective New Year’s Eves, the ‘Gigolos’ true crime doc, ringing in 2026 with a moment of silence, Millie Bobby Brown’s punk rock iPhone face, and non-symmetrical swollen lips.Then back on VPR, Venus reels from his impending friendship breakup with Marcus, vowing to end their soulmateship once and for all. Angelica gets sinister pig vibes from Jason while out at a bar, and Jason— not surprisingly— blames it all on Angelica. Audrey and Chris’s mounting sexual tension kicks off with a stolen kiss on Audrey’s moving day and Marcus confesses to Lisa his secret dream of being a DJ. Kim assembles the ladies (minus Demy) for a girl’s trip to Orange County, where Natalie continues to not read the room, inadvertently escalating her Cold War with Kim with a comment over dinner.
Salty Utah Queens - The Walkabout of Meredith Marks (RHOSLC S6E14)
01:04:36|Lara and Carey discuss pop star Bebe Rexha outsourcing fans for help on locking down a baby daddy, then head back to Greece for another chapter in RHOSLC.After their first boozy dinner in Santorini, the ladies wake up to a child-free Mother’s Day, to the joy of most but the heartbreak of Meredith. Angie splits the group up for the day’s activities: a Greek cooking class and donkey rides to the various vistas. Meredith — still reeling from her ongoing battle with Whitney and now Heather — laments a phone call with Brooks cut short by her cast mates, leading to her abandoning her culinary comrades for a bona fide walkabout around the island in a pair of heels. After a positively transatlantic confrontation upon her return, Meredith agrees to call a truce with the cousins and opt for poolside fun with her newly adopted personality. But the peace in the group is brief, as Angie launches into a full attack on Britani — her peacock feathers ruffled by Britani’s reveal of a certain patent she recently filed.Chapters:00:00:00 Kaliméra! Schedule updates from the stu! 00:02:46 Bron and Mr. Farts are divorcing00:07:14 Bebe Rexha is outsourcing finding a baby daddy to her fans00:19:31 RHOSLC RecapListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.
Pumpheads Ep. 53 - Let Us Proclaim The Mystery of Mary Faith (Vanderpump Rules S12E3)
01:22:20|Lara and Carey have a new reservation at SUR, and are ready to see if it passes inspection once again. But first, they discuss Carey’s ultimate trigger word, Dorinda and Donna Kelce allegedly getting into it on the new “Traitors,” and a fierce San Francisco restaurant staff banding together to take down a drunk Karen and her flop boyfriend. On VPR, the cast puts their hangovers from Audrey’s bday bash aside for the annual SUR staff photo shoot. Kim and Marcus confirm their on-again status, much to everyone’s horror - especially Venus; Lisa introduces SUR world to Angelica, the new hostess/industry plant. Chris and Audrey ride bareback with Mary Faith at a Malibu horse farm, and Shayne reveals his gun-riddled traumatic past. Venus reels from Marcus turning the restaurant against him as AI sparks fly between Angelica and Jason. Then, Angelica arranges a pool party to get to know her new coworkers, where Natalie gags Shayne with a lesson in humility; Venus and Kim call a truce while Venus goes to war with Gabby, Marcus’s lead henchwoman.Chapters:00:00:00 Mango and Lara are aligned today00:06:09 Dorinda and Donna Kelce allegedly get into it on this season of Traitors00:09:29 A drunk Karen was taken down by a San Francisco restaurant staff00:33:15 VPR RecapListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.
Salty Utah Queens - Greece Fightning (RHOSLC S6E13)
01:04:38|Lara and Carey discuss Netflix and Paramount’s battle royale to absorb the most and become official Entity, Andy Dick turning blue in Hollywood, and one Connecticut gay’s war against Solid Core.On RHOSLC, the ladies leave behind Ruby Franke’s Utah for the lapping blue waves of the Aegean. The cast trip to Greece is finally here! After a two-day journey to Santorini, Angie leads her friends/hostages around the island, forcing them to appreciate the motherland at every moment. Lisa and Angie’s Cold War Angie rages on as Lisa makes sure her glam cuts into every activity planned. Heather decides to lob a troll Barlow’s way by buying competing Cartier watches at Duty Free for herself and Wild Rose, and Meredith buys an evil eye necklace for Heather in hopes of purchasing her peace. Bronwyn does a full 180 and recants her thoroughly modern wishes for her and Todd’s marriage, declaring full monogamy to the group. Meredith and Whitney go head-to-head once more at dinner on a mountaintop, with Meredith continuing her lifelong streak of taking zero accountability.Chapters: 00:00:00 Hey Mama!! 00:02:33 Jen Shah is out of prison 00:06:22 Carey and Lara are locked in on a gay from Connecticut 00:18:22 Everything in LA is becoming the Entity 00:20:50 RHOSLC RecapListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.