Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey are back with another installment of GENIUS ALERT with screenwriter, creative director and cultural scholar Patrik Sandberg, who makes his grand SUP return today. Together they delve into the seminal and earth-shattering three episode splendor of SCARY ISLAND, from season three of RHONY.With Ramona’s rindom 17th anniversary vow renewal to Mario on the horizon, she organizes a pseudo bachelorette trip to St. John in the Virgin Islands with Bethenny, Alex, Sonja and Kelly Killoren Bensimon. Jill and Countess hang back in the Big Apple, where Jill stews over the continued fallout of her friendship with B and practices ice skating in a bone chilling leotard for a charity she’s hosting. Luann goes on a date with a spooky writer and hits the studio with producer Chris Young to record “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” in iconic fashion.Bethenny, pregnant and grieving her recently deceased father, does her best to rise above the mounting antics of Kelly, whose malapropisms and aggro morality policing alienates the whole yacht-bound group of ladies. With deranged focus, Kelly locks into her cosmic nemesis Bethenny, with culinary insults and hoe-bag accusations in tow. It all culminates during the fateful dinner at the Most Dangerous Game-ass villa Ramona rents for the ladies. Set off by Skinnygirl products, crab cakes, Alex’s bloody eyes and Ramona’s motherly scolding, Kelly crescendos into a Crucible-esque performance of terror and rage that goes down in herstory books.Once Kelly flees the Caribbean by dawn, the survivors of Ramona’s Girls Trip think it’s clear skies till they're back in New York, but when the clip-clop of wedge heels echoes through the villa on the final day of vacation, they realize Scary Island has one last trick in store for them. The horn-like “Hiiiiiii” heard around the world...

Lara and Carey are back in Brigham Young’s Utah for the second episode of the new RHOSLC season. But first they discuss the shoncking splatter fest displayed by the victor of a fitness competition in China, the new street drug ready to snatch Fentanyl’s demonic wig, and Farah Abraham’s goth daughter.On RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow introduces the world to her dear friend and former glam girl, Quai, who’s leveled up in life with a rich, golden-nippled husband, a new 10,000 sq. foot home and literal mountainside all to herself. Quai tries to defend her girl Wild Rose, much to Barlow’s dismay. A self-flagellating Wild Rose has a sit-down with a newly buff Justin, revealing their in-house trial separation, Whitney’s newfound sobriety, and the divisive nature of Del Taco coupons. Bronwyn and her gay boyfriend Brandon go ice skating, where they discuss their whirlwind romance and Todd’s old farty ass. Heather and Wild Rose visit a snowflake-less Britani and Heather reveals that Bron and Brandon did Ayahuasca in Cabo. Then, aprés-ski with Lisa B! commences, as the ladies minus Mary and plus Quai gather for a day on the slopes. Heather and Lisa bury the hatchet over Heather’s drunkard trolling of BabyGirl. Whitney also apologizes to Lisa over drag brunchgate, which New York’s greatest daughter graciously accepts. But a Lisa Barlow-branded dinner opens Pandora’s Box once more, as Lady New Head Meredith refuses to accept Wild Rose’s pleas for forgiveness…

Lara and Carey are back for another rendition of Genius Alert, and this time they’ve enlisted the brilliance of 5x Emmy-winning writer and reality TV scientist, Ali Barthwell. They discuss Ali’s new book “Reality TV for Snobs,” which acts as a definitive guide to the essential reality shows of the 21st century, including Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and, of course, America’s Next Top Model; the latter of which Ali stops by the SUP Stu on her way to ANOTHER Emmy awards (for her work on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver) to discuss. Yes, that’s right: the three embark on a journey back to Tyra Banks’s Model Land, discussing cycle four, episode 7 “The Girl Who Sends Tyra Over the Edge.” The explosive season features legends like winner Naima, Michelle and her battle with necrosis, Brittany’s power-bangs, Kahlen’s hives, the diabolical trolling of Keenyah, the iconic Tiffany, and more.The ladies head to a rindom acting lesson in Palos Verdes, where Larry Cross forces them to master cockney accents for some unknown reason. They girls mostly stumble, with Larry locking into Tiffany the hardest over her prescient unwillingness to be anything but herself. Their thespian prowess is tested alongside actor/model Boris Kodjoe, and the winners are treated to diamonds in a sketchy vault, while Tiffany stands up to micro-aggressive assessments of “ghetto” accents. The next day, the models are paired up with a male model named Rib for a WonderBra lingerie shoot, with many of them rightfully uncomfortable over the awkwardly sexual nature of the challenge.Then at elimination night, the ladies are tasked with teleprompter readings, butchering the names of countless fashion houses. Tiffany, continuously mind-fucked by the judges and production, gets in her head but soon snaps into star-mode, oozing more charisma and personality than all the other girls combined. But that’s not enough for Tyra, who faces off with what she perceives as an ungrateful Tiffany in a television crash out for the ages. Nothing was ever the same.  

Lara and Carey are back in the promised land for a new season of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and 2026 is off to a devastating start. After being released from an 86-day stint in prison, Robert Jr. tragically passes away, leaving a bereaved Mary to soldier on in the face of utter despair. The women temporarily bury their many hatchets to rally behind their favorite First Lady and celebrate young RJ’s life, despite its tragic end.Wild Rose takes a vow of sobriety after lobbing insults at Meredith and Lisa during boozy drag brunch, which landed her in the hot seat on social media. Bronwyn chats with a bobless and suspiciously pleasant Muzzy about her new romance with younger male model, Brandon, and her post-Todd future. Heather shows off her new motorcycle-driving beau, who’s grilled by her daughter after his less-than-desirable behavior at the start to their love story. Lisa Barlow and Daddy John Barlow turn the page on a new martial chapter, as John admits his flop era and recommits to the ultimate Baby Gorl in tearful, heartfelt fashion. Meredith, fresh off a head transplant, meets with BFF Lisa to discuss John’s turned leaf and the problem of The Wild Rose. Then, Mary has the women over to her house, to thank them for their friendship and try, possibly in vain, to forge ahead as a united sisterhood.  

Cultural commentator, writer and TikTok powerhouse Leslie Ye (AKA Prozac Barbie) joins Lara in the SUP stu for a tête-à-tête regarding an episode from the one-season-wonder that took 2010 by storm: Kell on Earth! As Carey rebuilds after a devastating strep throat diagnosis, Lara and Leslie dive into the lasting impact of Kelly Cutrone's no-nonsense workplace approach, her incredible life as a single mom and PR maven, and the solitary table AC unit hell that is the People's Revolution office.In Episode 4, the People's Rev underlings are rocked by the demands of London Fashion Week. Two employees are lost to the void of unemployment: One by chance after a party weekend gone wrong in The Hamptons, and the other by choice after realizing she can't hang with the big dogs and requests to be let go. A prospective employee is hired and then fired 30 minutes later. Office bad boy Andrew Mukamal convinces the beleaguered Stefanie Skinner to live a little, and Kelly links with her sexy Italian baby daddy in London.

Lara and Carey welcome Los Angeles native, electro-clash icon and podcast prophet Heather Jewett to the SUP stu for another chapter of GENIUS ALERT! First they discuss Heather’s musical past in legendary indie band Gravy Train!, getting cancelled on early 2000s lesbian message boards, taking the temperature in the Lindsay Clancy trial, and the sweeping crisis of straight men turning to the outdoors.Then Heather invites Larz and Carz to come with her down the rocky road of her favorite episode of reality television ever: “Sylvia” in season 2, episode 19 of A&E’s immortal Intervention. Sylvia, the Southern belle Broadway actress turned prestige North Carolina interior designer, has fallen from grace and descended into full blown mini-bottle alcoholism. After two divorces and losing custody of her children, the tortured perfectionist and beauty queen stares down the barrel of vodka-soaked oblivion (with the well-meaning enabling of her appearance-obsessed mother, family, and friends.)Follow Heather, Lara and Carey as they watch Sylvia try to get her sh*t together as the countdown to her inevitable intervention begins…

Lara and Carey turn the page on another chapter of the inaugural Genius Alert series, this time calling in fellow Los Angeles reality scholar/social media star, Farai Bennett. They discuss Farai’s anti-Valley but (pro-SUP Valley) recaps mentality, Lara’s relationship to the VPR universe at large, and more. Together the three take on a doozy of an undertaking… recapping parts 1-4 of Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event in the seminal sixth season (eps 14 & 15) of the show that changed it all.In 2011, where they lay their scene, Kim and Mama Kris dive into the abyss of wedding planning for her upcoming nuptials to rindom NBA star Kris Humphries, and from the start, the writing of their inevitable demise is on the rhinestoned walls. Humphries butts heads with the other Sisters Kardashian, mainly Khloe, who doubt his intentions with their sister and seek to protect their family’s already flourishing empire. Ignoring the warning signs, Kim buries herself in wedding prep, from a gaudy registry featuring Hermes plates to a custom-designed and fitted Vera Wang dress; Humph challenges the matriarchy, urging his bride-to-be to ignore her family's wishes, take his name and join him by the lake in Minnesota for a quieter life.Meanwhile, Rob struggles with a junk food addiction, made worse by his sisters’ teasing, and Kris Jenner flirts with death and existential despair with a pre-wedding facelift. As tensions between Kim and Humphries mount, not even joint bachelorette/bachelor parties, a star-studded wedding guest list including Maria Menounos and Dina Lohan, and a $17 million paycheck can stop what’s coming: a 72 day marriage ending in divorce before the new year.Follow Lara, Carey and Farai into Hetero Hell as they recap America’s princess in a time of statement jewelry and Tuscan-style mansions.   

Lara and Carey return with one last dispatch for the season three reunion of The Valley, but first they discuss Carey’s breaking medical news, Meghan and Harry’s California exodus back to the UK, a brand new blueberry recall, an Amazon drone mishap in Texas, a Chinese robot’s over-ambitious sprint, LA’s delivery robots meeting in the dead of night, and more.Back on The Valley, Danny’s boozy shenanigans at Jasmine’s wedding are finally revealed and Team Booko goes into full crisis management mode. Danny blames not only Jinet but Jax for any negative opinions of over problem drinking, as Lala takes him to task over his supernatural lack of accountability. Michelle confronts her discomfort with Jesse and Lacy’s PDA; Zack and Doute apologize to Brittany for siding with Nia. Doute and Luke’s stellar relationship continues to be on display and Danny lists his one single regret. And the embers of another season disappear over the canyons of the San Fernando Valley, high above Santa Clarita and all its glittering horrors…  

Lara and Carey return for part II of the season three reunion for The Valley, but first they discuss the war against Bethenny’s Supermodel Cafe in The Hamptons, a mother/daughter duo’s war against Big Data Centers in the name of Christ, the bust of a well-oiled cocaine ring at a Penn Stare, and Marc Jacobs being open to styling Luigi Mangione.Then on the Valley reunion, lunchtime is officially over, and Jesse and Michelle talk through their 1,000-year-long divorce and their tenuously peaceful co-parenting dynamic. Lacy calls out the perceived misogyny against her and Jesse’s relationship while Michelle fumes at Bunker Boss’s deep love with her ex-husband. Tom gushes over Kiana and his one-sided plans for a family, TomTom’s closure and “IP” up for sale, and breaking even despite all his clownery. Doute and Luke’s fraught love is put on trial, as all signs point to a split. Meanwhile the Capernas and the Bookos face-off once more in their multi lifetime-spanning feud. Danny and Nia continue their trad-marriage charade, denying Danny’s problem drinking. But Brittany clocks in during the last minute of the show, alluding to a Danny Glug Glug incident at Jasmine’s wedding that may alter the course of history forever.