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William's RUDEST Joke | And YOUR 2026 Sexted Predictions

Season 2026, Ep. 2

What do you think 2026 has in store for William and Jordan? What have you been up to during Gooch Week? What does Jordan recommend you NOT do with a Wotsit? We have all the answers - plus an incredibly crude joke from William (trust us… it’s WILD).


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Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.

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