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School Days, Soft Play and Sparkling Drinks

Season 12, Ep. 76

Jordan and William take a trip down memory lane as they reminisce about their school days. Plus, William continues to be disgusted by G&Diva mixing still and sparkling water and Jordan gets very excited about a Sexted trip to Soft Play.

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