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Help My Cat Ate A Condom

Season 2, Ep. 7

What does the breed of your dog say about you? How do you deal with your friend's pesky pet? And what do you do if your dog eats a condom? William and Jordan answer these questions and more as the boys tackle pets in this episode of the podcast.

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