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Marathons, Made Up Names and Menthol Illness

Season 12, Ep. 12

Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas? Or why you shouldn’t name your pet ‘Gooch’? All is revealed alongside one of the top ten marathon training aids in the world.




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