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Help We’re Just A Couple Of Dancing Queens

Season 12, Ep. 99

The boys bond over their shared love of ABBA as William prepares to see Voyage. After tackling a dilemma about a potential home buyer’s unusual request, Jordan shares some surprising home truths, and they dive into the dos and don’ts of voice note etiquette.

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  • 98. Childhood Nostalgia, Chocolate Economics and Central Milton Keynes

    16:18||Season 12, Ep. 98
    William’s got a new reason to break out a classic TV ad song… once again. Childhood memories come flooding back as the G&Divas share what sparks their own nostalgia. Plus, the D has been spotted in the wild yet again!
  • 97. Help I’m Scared Of Clowns

    38:45||Season 12, Ep. 97
    William has been caught red-handed after a damning accusation from Mikey is brought to light. The topic of Halloween costumes brings up Jordan’s childhood “creative differences” with Wendy. And there are more costume conundrums as a G&Diva contemplates whether or not to dress up as a creepy clown.
  • 96. Jordan’s Jobs, Common Customs, And William’s Wheel Woes

    25:18||Season 2, Ep. 96
    Jordan adds another title to his résumé: film star! He may have taken some inspiration from a certain northern builder on the podcast for his new role though. Meanwhile, William’s list of common things has been picked up by a radio show in New Zealand, and it’s Jordan’s turn to answer your questions about his day job.
  • 95. Help My Fart Cleared The Building

    42:35||Season 12, Ep. 95
    William faces more diplomatic troubles as he’s denied entry into New York for a work trip (and this time, it wasn’t because of a rogue laser), while Jordan takes a nostalgic dive into retro wrestling. Plus, we hear from a G&Diva whose flatulence triggered a building-wide evacuation!
  • 94. Professions, Photoshop, and Provocative Prints

    20:44||Season 12, Ep. 94
    William dives into your questions about what an etiquette expert actually does, while Jordan shares his feelings about the photoshopped image used for the book. The pair also mull over a listener’s dilemma about an unfortunate butter imprint that looks a little too... suggestive.
  • 93. Help I Scooped It Into A Kebab Box

    46:30||Season 12, Ep. 93
    After appearing at separate events, the boys share their on-stage mishaps. A flashback to Jordan’s old call centre days sparks a Clone-A-Willy roleplay, and things take a wild turn with a dilemma involving a kebab box being used for something far from its intended purpose.
  • 92. Snot Bubbles, Spotting Ben, and Spreadable Butter

    20:25||Season 12, Ep. 92
    William and Jordan dive into your awkward greetings, featuring an unfortunate snot bubble and an accidental winding. Plus, D isn’t the only thing you’ve been spotting lately, as Ben’s been seen on the cover of a magazine. And if you thought the sandwich strap-on saga was over, think again! We hear back from the anonymous listener for more juicy details.
  • 91. Help I Sexted Drunk Women Solving Crime

    38:59||Season 12, Ep. 91
    William and Jordan put on their detective hats as they’re joined by Hannah and Taylor from Drunk Women Solving Crime. Together, they investigate the case of William and John, uncovering some uncanny parallels to the boys. The boys also share a few dilemmas, including the etiquette of ghosting and a vibrator mishap involving a neighbour's greenhouse.