Standards have taken a dive while PB is away dancing his little socks off at Glastonbury and the boys are left to drink their G&amp;D out of mugs (much to William’s disgust). Meanwhile, William’s got a problem of his own that has compelled him to write a strongly worded letter, and Jordan realises he forgot to put his washing on in the middle of giving advice to one of your dilemmas.

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This week we find out how Jordan’s been coping with having his parents stay with him for a few days, William has a vent about some uncouth theatre patrons and their lack of etiquette, and the boys come up with possibly the most bizarre television idea ever.

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There’s lots to catch up on in this Weekend’s Release including Jordan getting nostalgic about his time in the castle, whether you should say your going ‘up’ or ‘down’ to London (spoiler alert: William was wrong), and Jordan very kindly offers to make some homemade canapés for William's wedding.

Weekend Release: Party Sausage

As well as a set of particularly tricky listener question regarding spanking, this episode is a bit of a ‘Have I changed?’ special. The boys talk about gardeners, fancy butter, and awkward encounters in Waitrose.

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As well as catching up on all your correspondence we discover the inspiration behind Jordan’s impression of Diego the whippet, William reveals a mix up with a recent Cameo, and we get a thrilling run down of Jordans latest to-do list.

Weekend Release: Pocket Rocket

The boys are back feeling refreshed and revitalised after their mini break - and there’s lots to catch up on! We hear how William coped (struggled) in the heatwave, and Jordan comes clean (not literally) about the sorry state he left his house in when his cousin came to visit.

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After a hectic week finishing up the Sexted tour and our Jordan being a bit under the weather, here’s an episode recorded a few weeks ago that had been saved for a rainy day. Listen out for BTS breaking up, William’s wedding invitations, and Jordan almost certainly getting cancelled. We're going to take a short Sexted summer holiday, so there will be no more episodes for the next week… but then we'll be back refreshed and ready for more!

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Way back in April, you may have thought we were trying to take you all for fools… well, we weren't. The Sexted Steamer is real, and is available to buy now at www.swan-brand.co.uk/sexted. There's a limited number available, so get your hands on possibly the best piece of podcast merch now before it's too late!

Weekend Release: The Sexted Steamer

The boys are backstage in Newcastle - and patience amongst the team is wearing thin. William's discovered an unknown residue in the taxi, Jordan's accidentally joined the local 10k race while out for his morning jog, and there's a rumour there's a Poltergeist in the venue (not the gay and friendly kind).

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It’s all Saints and Sinners in this weekend's release as the boys get some correspondence from a divine G&amp;Diva, Jordan comes over all fire and brimstone while discussing the etiquette of wedding thank you cards, and we hear the much promised update on the boy’s appearance on BBC1’s Pointless.

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William Hanson and Jordan North are unlikely best friends. William's a posh etiquette expert, and Jordan's an expert in all things common. In this hit comedy podcast, their worlds collide as they&nbsp;help you navigate the everyday problems of modern life.

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