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Help My Bronzer Is Cat Poo

Season 12, Ep. 86

William’s fame has reached new heights after being stopped multiple times on the way to the tube station… luckily, Jordan was on hand to act as his personal photographer. Meanwhile, Jordan gets called out for the true intentions behind his 'Bliss Hour,' and a G&Diva asks the big question: should you stop your friend from smearing cat poo on their face?

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